I've never...

I've never should have got out of bed today....

 

i've never been chased by the FBI

 

I've never had a computer virus yet

 

I've never lost my mind

 

I've never completely lost my mind

 

i've never drove a boat

 

I've never had a pilots license

 

i've never done stand up

 

I've never seen the golden gate bridge

 

i've never shook a dinosaur's hand

 

i've never been to Tijuana

 

i've never through a window

 

i never played sports in school

 

I've never been rich

 

I've never answered the door in my birthday suit

 

i've never answered this house's phone

 

never floated on an inner tube over a water fall.....

 

Ive never worn a kilt

 

I've never won anything

 

I've never been in trouble with the law