I've never...

stepped in dog crap on purpose

 

i've never been to a circus

 

been on fire...:-0

 

never ate and swallowed paper

 

been taped to a large tire and rolled down a larger hill...;-)

 

been rode out of town on a rail

 

I've never been strayed by a skunk

 

i've never been in a fight with a asian

 

I've never bungee jumped

 

i've never shot anyone

 

been a preacher...

 

i've never been a nun

 

ran for president, yet...;-)

 

I never had an out of body experience

 

Ive never been a gangmember

 

i've never been homeless

 

i've never wanted a belly ring

 

i've never ate chicken bones

 

i've never entered a wet t-shirt contest

 

i've never entered a pie eating contest