I've never...

Ive never commited a rape

 

i've never shaved my legs

 

Ive never swore at my father

 

i've never at a cat

 

Ive never swam in the Mississippi

 

i've never swam in the atlantic

 

I've never climbed Mt. Everest

 

i've never not liked nachoes

 

I've never learned to swim.

 

i've never wore a bunny suit

 

I've never dated a supermodel.

 

I've never commanded an aircraft carrier

 

I never killed an animal for food

 

ive never killed a baby seal

 

I've never eaten spaghetti

 

Ive never liked spaghetti sauce....I only eat it plain with parmesan and a little butter

 

I've never punched someone in the face

 

Ive never been admited to a psych ward yet

 

I have never bothered to post on one of these kind of threads

 

Ive never had to get a piss test