I've never...

i've never crashed a plane

 

Ive never drowned

 

i've never skydived

 

i've never rode a public bus

 

I've never rode on a greyhound bus

 

i've never been in a commercial

 

i've never had schizophrenia

 

i've never had a seizure

 

i've never used my prescriptions for anything other than what it was intended for

 

I have never wrestled a crocodile.

 

i've never eaten raw eggs

 

Ive never really liked to be around crowds

 

i've never played russian roulette

 

I never sang in an opera

 

Ive never slept with a asian girl

 

Ive never been on a Galleon

 

I've never received any kind of government assistance checks

 

i've never found hidden treasure

 

I've never used bad words in front of my kids

 

i've never dated someone born in july