I've never...

never been to asia

 

i've never robbed a bank

 

Ive never failed a grade

 

i've never driven my car though a shopping mall

 

I've never worn high heels

 

i've never worn buttless leather chaps

 

I've never been to Alabama

 

I've never peed in a pool.

 

i've never bought a $50 bottle of wine

 

I've never sniffed glue...surprisingly.

 

Ive never paid municipal taxes

 

i've never stolen gas from a gas station

 

I've never ran for office

 

i've never operated an airplane

 

i've never fallen out of a boat cuz i was drunk

 

I've never asked strangers for money

 

i've never gotten a dog stoned

 

i've never had sex with someone twice my age, YET

 

i've never had sex with someone half my age

 

i've never drove a ferrari