I've never...

ive never pissed the bed, even when i was itty bitty

 

I never stole from the collection plate..

 

I've never baked a pie

 

i've never managed to go vegan for a week, wish I could, cheese is my downfall!

 

I've never had dandruff

 

i've never fallen asleep at work

 

I've never made ravioli from scratch

 

I've never had tofurkey.

 

I've never not made my bed

 

i've never kissed a lion

 

i've never performed in a circus

 

i've never wore lipstick

 

Ive never had an MRI

 

i've never worked for the fbi

 

i've never gutted a human, yet

 

Ive never mailed myself a letter

 

i've never slept in a bag

 

i've never slept on the beach

 

i've never had sex on the beach

 

i've never had sex with my best friends sister