I've never...

i've never cut myself with a chainsaw

 

I've never moved

 

I've never fallen asleep while driving

 

I've never had a pet goat

 

I've never kissed a stranger...... goats don't smell good, billy goats really stink, they pee on themself

 

I've never been to Spain

 

i've never not been a twin

 

I ve never been in a bar fight

 

i've never played pool of mushrooms

 

i've never eaten a pound of cheese curls

 

i've never made a farm animal fart

 

Ive never masturbated with cheese

 

i've never had a threesome.

 

Ive never walked across the country

 

Ive never been to New York City....

 

Ive never been in a big car crash

 

I've never been on a ship

 

Ive never been in a kayak

 

i've never shot an AK-47

 

i've never shot someone.