I've never...

i've never drove a car into a river

 

I've never owned a house

 

I've never made a prank call

 

i've never met bigfoot

 

I've never talked to George Bush

 

I've never seen any of the star war movies

 

Ive never been a cheerleader

 

i've never been married

 

i've never slapped an old person

 

I've never waxed

 

i've never forget to put out the trash

 

i've never grown my own pot plants

 

I've never fallen out of a tree

 

I've never been called Horseteeth

 

I have never posted Naked photos of BBAD on the internet

 

I've never masturbated while thinking of a man.

 

i've never seen naked photos of crummyrummy on the internet

 

I have never dodged a bullet while yodelling and riding a unicycle.

 

i've never peed on someone

 

I've never had a pie thrown in my face