i've killed a man

when i said this has probably been done so many times i was talkin about a thread called i've killed a man that wasn't true.
i might be wrong but i thought it would have been done already

 

You won't find it funny when members of law enforcement show up at your house to question you about your "joke".

They've been known to do so over such things.



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Rippers are usualy scummy tweakers out to get a fix off destroying another's livleyhood, first off theres the law, if you law comes after you it's best to run you're ass off, usualy the law doesn't care if the tweaker disapears one day, hell probubly a good thing right? one less dope addict hangin in the winco parking lot.

if you catch a ripper kill him, it will better society as a whole.

if you are in an urban environment just fill your bathtub with lye and feed that ripper in there, the bones dont go as easily and you'll get black chunks of bone in your drain so stick somthing in there to catch it, then make a batch of ripper soap, or ripper biodiesel, careful though, wear gloves and a respirator, you want the lye to dissolve the ripper, not you.

 

Aside from the offensiveness (which I didn't find there to be any), it's just dumb.

Two reasons:
1) annoying; it may surprise you, but True Confessions is for True Confessions
2) just plain not funny. If there was the slightest bit of humor to it, the first offense woul dhave been over ridden; but there just isn't. You may have found it funny, but before telling a "joke" think about if others will find it funny.
Where is the humor to this "joke"; what is to make it funny?

 

kid, you're a damn fool. when are you going to learn to think before you post??

 

The cops won’t show up at his house unless he describes how he killed someone and his description happens to fit an ongoing investigation

Otherwise he's just a punk kid with an overactive imagination, and too much time on his hands


hotwater

 

I know its a small chance, but today's law enforcement has even less a sense of humor than they used to.

Hope you learned a lesson here, trippin.


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u know what, fuck you man yeah it's not funny ok but now ur gonna go and start hating on me for something that i just fuckin wrote when i was bored. when i was posting this thread i didn't think about who it would offend but you personnaly took a hit at me thinkin im a punk kid, dude u don't even know me, yeah i could probably go ahead and say "he's just an rotting old cranky bastard but im not gonna do that because im not going to label someone that i don't know and probably don't want to meet.

and zilla that was mean to but i won't say anything because u are too damn sexy

 

You post an irrelevant topic in a forum and make a horrible (and to some offensive) joke and then get pissy when there's some backlash. Grow up.

Example of mature post: 'I didn't mean to offend, I meant it as a joke, I wasn't thinking, sorry'.

You say that and not only are you being graceful, you make the people think 'hm, maybe I was harsh' (except for the complete dickheads, but they're pretty hopeless).

Posting as you are is only throwing kinder to the flame.

 

You need to grow up a bit I think.

You didn't think about who it would offend shows your lack of maturity and why he called you a punk kid.

This is TRUE confessions, do you not understand what the word true means?

 

i read just read this thread over and it seems that i was just getting stupider and stupider with every one of my posts. i apoplogize and therefore am going to kill a man to make this a "true" confession thread...










just kidding

 

Now, that was a joke =)

And you want to be surprised at how stupid you can be? Stick around or a few more months and look back at your old posts - I any time I do that I am amazed at just how much oof a jack ass I could be.

 

hahaha its always fun laughing at dumb things i've done in the past