i've been standing here at my computer off and on all morning

hahha.

 

no amount of squats, lunges or anything has ever made the crack of my ass move. getting weight off, fine. making the crack of my ass appear anywhere but the very bottom? no go.

 

well, is it really a big deal then?

 

weell, yeah. it really is. lol.

 

Butt implants!

 

maybe just a crack in the right place.

 

just wear panties like the neighbor girl and it gives the appearance that the crack must be somewhere near, being that the whale tale is up near your ears.

 

haha. it was so funny when she pulled the straps up all high! time to throw those stretched out babies away!

 

boy, I'll say. They are always so fun when she wears em, though.

 

Yeah, I think it's time for pictures!

 

keep dreamin. I been workin for those for two years.

 

no way, man. i just might start getting annoyed enough to lose weight, now that i'm comin gout of whatever hibernation spell i've been under for the past year and a half. that's all i can hope for.

 

so, no pics then?

 

no. it took me a long time to get outta posting more a few years ago. i'm just not into it and have puffed up like a blow fish to ensure i'm out.

 

there we have it.

 

why don't you get into mountain biking? it's fun as fuck, and you live in the mt bikers mecca

 

i JUST got joey to fall asleep. half an hour before kai is due home. gawd. that little girl drive me nuts.

 

females cracks are always lower. well, white females

 

did i mention i have issues with my ass? i goes halfway up to my shoulder blades. riding a bike sounds terribly exposed to me and also, i'm really outta shape.

 

it sorta goes beyond that problem. like there's no crack in my ass at all.