It's Not Personal Sonny, It's Strictly Chat.

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  1. Pete's Draggin'

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    In '87 I did a dumb thing by giving my ex girlfriend to my best friend.

    Huge regret. Luckily I won her back and married her...

    Maybe things are coming back to you roll.
     
  2. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    How did you GIVE your girlfriend to your friend
     
  3. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Generously.
     
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  4. Pete's Draggin'

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    Dave just walked by and said "did you know it was a leap year yesterday"

    Humm....interesting...I don't feel 45 yet


    Edit: forgot how old I was....must have been from yesterday as well...leap year has some spiritual powers like the Venutians.
     
  5. Pete's Draggin'

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    My Gf and I had to take time off to see other people. So we split. Weeks later my best friend asked me if he could date her (my ex). I said sure. He dated her for months. Broke up.

    Almost 2 years later.......

    I heard she was back on the market, I chased her

    The rest is history. 28 consistent years together. Soon 18 years married.
     
  6. rollingalong

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    women are not objects to be on the market.....

    you have better words to use young man


    bailiff...wack his peepee
     
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    dont think they will send them here. that looks like a canada thing..
     
  9. rollingalong

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    //petebeliking......I appreciate all those likes...I do.....but you are wasting them on me.....too many and they become meaningless......be a tad more selective about it please...you are swelling my...head :)


    be more petebeselective :)
     
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  10. Pete's Draggin'

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    When I travel back in time to high school years. My kid thinking and juvenile mannerism take over.

    You made me think....why did I say it like that?

    It's my only explanation.


    Edit: "on the market"
     
  11. pensfan13

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    Pups rolled around in shit again. Time for another bath.
     
  12. Pete's Draggin'

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    ^ oh the joys of puppyland.




    Edit: I've visited puppyland 8 times ...just not all at once.
     
  13. Asmodean

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    He's preparing for fatherhood! :-D
     
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  14. SpacemanSpiff

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    that post reminded me why i dont want kids ..or pets


    i would be that guy with a gas mask

    i have a very high tolerance for pain but a very low threshhold for stink
     
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  15. Asmodean

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    It's the noise they make... I prefer shit covered puppies any day!
     
  16. rollingalong

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    not me...I have always been well respectful of women

    that's why I never get laid


    I now just let it dry when captain takes an odour roll in whatever carcass or shit he can find....my dogs instinct makes him try and hide his own scent with the scent of what he is chasing....he thinks he is fooling them...the coyotes and deer

    after it dries it is much easier to brush out and clean with a handiwipe afterwards....I can do that because I can banish him to the punishing hole[sunroom].....soon as he hears ''in the back''..he knows he is in shit..pun intended :)
     
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    You are all correct. The noise is slightly more annoying than the stink. Like a bunch of sqwalking birds. Can't listen to tv or radio until I throw them in front of mom. The smell is not as bad as the mess. I am slightly a germaphobe so that is the most annoying thing because there is no way to avoid it except to sit and watch them 24/7 and put a pad under them when they squat.

    I would have given up if I had this 8 times at once.
     
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    I try to time their bath with just after feeding so they finish their business for a while but that's not always possible.
     
  19. Asmodean

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    I was talking about little kids noise naturally. Ten times worse than any sound a puppy can produce (unless maybe when you accidently stand on one)!
     
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    I am not a phobic as far as getting dirty in dog shit...or chicken shit....I have to scrub chicken shit off eggs everyday..... ...my phobia is being near sick people...that's when I get defensive and freakishly phobic....seriously....I made it to 57 this far....I do not want to be taken out by some shit head that sneezes on me in line at the bank....if I hear you coughing...I turn and step away
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    .<--23223...soon 23232 and 23333,,,and coming and in production...23456
     

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