Its A Wonderful Chat

That puppy is my son I can't Explain why but I feel like that would be him if I were in that dog situation. ......... yup....

 

awe,, you're so sweet, thank you .. How you been?

 

My New Years Resolution is 1080 pixels

 

A mother walks into her daughters room holding a condom in her hand, "I found this while cleaning your room today.... Are you sexually active?" To which the daughter replies, "No, I just lay there."

 

nice to see you are still around.

 

I love my doggy, but if I could change one thing about him it would be the drooling. :drool5:
If I'm eating and he is watching, it looks as if it is raining under him.
He has his pillow/bed is next to our bed and if I'm not careful I put my foot into a puddle of drool in the morning.

Oh well, I knew the job was dangerous when I took it.

 

On the line with Obamacare. Got a call that I didn't pay my premium when I did. So now I have to wait an hour to talk to a person because clearly the site fucked something up.

 

my india friend sharing his apple cin upma with me. pretty good on a cold morning.

 

They said over 8 minutes...it is now an hour 12 minutes

 

My wife gave her mother birthday gift cards.
Her mother in turned re-gifted the gift cards as bought merchandise back to my wife as Christmas gifts.
All re-gifted clothing my wife got she hated and didn't fit.
Couldn't return clothing for credit because clothing was bought in August.
Took all the clothing to woman's center/shelter as donations.

I told my wife (stop the insanity) next year were giving the woman's shelter your mom's birthday money.

It will save me a holiday headache.

 

carpal tunnel brace kinda hurts my hand..

 

Is there a book out there?

How to Lose 16lb. In 14 days?

Need a beach body for Mexico.

I ate way too much during thanksgiving and especially during Christmas, not to mention all beer and Jägermeister I drank/drunk.

 

It's easy to get rid of water weight. You might get rid of 2 real pounds in that time.

 

i could probably drop ten easy in 2 weeks if dont drink much and take a good shit on the last day

 

https://mobile.weedmaps.com/dispensaries/canna-clinic-queen-west/menu

… New dispensary I'm about to go check out… I see they have CBD caps for a buck 50

 

I was out today doing errands and was walking back to my car when a car ran over the foot of a man crossing the parking lot. It was rather odd as the man just waved off the car. I told him he should get it checked but he left. Strange day.

 

Is it the position it is holding your hand in that hurts; or is it rubbing or something like that?

 

squishing my hand together,, like the tape, just a brace.. makes my thumb numb.

 

That doesn't sound good. Maybe you shouldn't wear it until you talk to someone about it.

 

Seeing snoop and Martha's show for the first time.
Really this is the best cooking show I ever saw. It has ideas that I would actually try. I mean I am not gonna make chicken souffle like those folks on the chew do.