Items to make into a dildo (MERGED)

When I was first "starting out" (very young age,probably around 11 or 12,I would use pens. They were of course very small in girth. Then as I "got better" I graduated to shampoo bottles (which I still love to this day)! As I got older & more horny & curious,I started looking around the house for everything & anything. One thing I had a lot of fun with was the vaccuum cleaner handle. It was the perfect shape,size & width. Basically,I would lay the vaccuum cleaner down foward to where the handle was sticking up at a 45 degree more or less & I would ride that fucker so hard til the cows came home. And my parents,lol.


These days,I own a really thick lifelike dildo about 8" long as well as a fucking fat buttplug that I can fit all the way inside of me.

 

wow, i never thought about using a pen or pencil, but now that I think about it, it shouldve been obvious..

 

Sears and Robuck 12oz Construction hammer... With rubber handle grip... My gf loves this odd shape... I find it fasinating what devices have been used for masterbation for the last 3000 years.

 

Isnt it obvious why the vacume handle is shaped this way? Man goes to work leave woman home to do choirs? Woman wants to enjoy choirs? Problem solved....

 

God I hope there was lube involved. lol.

 

i bought a strapon dildo and fasten it to a kitchen chair

 

im doing it with a broom...
it feels so good

 

I once made a dildo from cotton (wetted up and pressed together). Then let it dry and roll a condom over! It's OK - and you decide the size ...

 

Is a banana considered a "household item"????

HEY POCH!!!! You need to read this thread, my friend!!!

Zen

 

Seems like the right forum to ask for a dildo recommendation. Does anyone know a good dildo about 7" long (not longer) and 2" diameter at the tip and say 2½-3" at the base? Must be a look-a-like dong - not a plug! Any good ideas?

 

I'd suggest Adam&Eve online. Great selection of all kinds of sexy sex stuff.

Zen

Ps...WTF??? Just how funny is this??? All the dear butt banging brethren on this site and only an old straight pussy eating brother answers this query. ROTFLMFAO!!!!

 

dude. your mom touched that handle everyday to vaccum the floor

seriously wtf man

it's basically the same exact thing as your mom grasping onto your ass dildo for like an hour every day, or however often she vaccumed

its basically like the single most fucked up thing that could happen to your ass toys

does she know about that?

 

using your moms dildo on your ass is like 20 different kinds of fucked up rolled into one

seriously man, your sharing a dildo with your mom...

someday you gotta tell her about that

 

I tried using this plastic handle on like a squeegee

but it had some imperfections in the plastic, so I took some sand paper and sanded it smooth

then I lubed it up and did the deed

but what I didn't realize is, while the sand paper did smooth it, it also made it a somewhat rougher surface, which I didn't realize right away, but after a little time, it got to burning quite a bit. it was like the thing was made out of really fine grit sandpaper.

my anus burned for like 6 hours afterwards

don't try to smooth out toys with sandpaper

 

im still a virgin and i like not being called a hoe at my school but i recently got a boyfriend in october and ive only kissed him im that fridged !
and i have no idea how or what i'm gonna do because we are going on a weekend away together for my xmas present in a few days and i have not even a clue how to do anything :O i wont ask my mum because im not gonna have another "safe sex " talk for a hour with her ever again because it was bad enough the first time

anyone plz tell me any good tips and hints

 

NOTICE THESE ARE NOT HINTS OR TIPS, EACH INDIVIDUAL IS DIFFERENT JUST WHAT I HAVE USED, AND EXPERIENCED OF THE INITIAL POLL QUESTION!​

I find that if you freeze the sausage prior to penetration it is more rigid or 'erect' lol. Produce can be good like those small cucumbers or zucchini , bananas to squish all out of the skin if too ripe and a carrot is nice especially if you shape it smooth with a carrot or vegetable peeler first.

One can try to use modeling clay into your desired shape then place a couple of condoms on the shaped clay do. The right hair brush handle can be a really great doe,

Use caution with wooden handles on plungers, brooms and items like that for splinters and all, Ouchhh, from experience.

I would NEVER use the following, a tampon (it seemed like fun at the moment and then had to pull that dry thing back out my bum) anything hollow and glass, and never never a light bulb, I seen a episode of ER back in the day of a guy who had a light bulb stuck in his bum and believe it or not, they had to do emergency surgery as if it were to break or shatter inside the rectum the patient would have most likely been so injured that they would not be able to stop the bleeding. Think about that, light bulbs do not just break, they explode, so if you ever get turned on by a light bulb or a florescent tube bulb, don't do it you could die.

Adult websites have all sorts of toys for guys like "Adam Male", like adam and eve, (I am not trying to spam, it is just the one toy company that is made in mind for the gay or bi male toys) they have nice dildo's with a suction cup base to really ride it,

Also, it is important to either use a condom with penetrating toys and to wash them well after each use, and do not share your toys as that can also cause the spread of disease.

This has been partially a personally experienced service announcement by pillhead2​

 

I've used a childrens plastic baseball bat. I cut off the handle and used the barrel, made it about a foot long and 4 in. around. I have vids of me using it on another site. It feels so fuckin good up my ass especially when it's lubed up right. I can ride that fucker for hours and it always leaves me gaping

 

I've shoved a smooth cock-esque screwdriver (lol) handle in my asshole before. Fantastic.

 

Back in high school I had a friend who would fuck my ass almost every day and I loved it so when I'd be home alone jacking off. I'd try and find something to stick up my ass while I masturbated. The best thing I found was an old "Wico joystick" for my old Amiga Computer. If you look it up in google images you'll see what I mean. It was just a straight stick about 5" long sticking up from the base of the joystick with a button on the base and one on top of the joystick.

I used to cum so hard as that thing would slid in and out of my ass. It actually made a great dildo.

 

I find carrots and cucumbers are the best.
I have however used a de-spined san-pedro recently. (A youngish one, only about 1 1/2 times the thickness of a rather big penis.) I felt rather celestial after that. :sunny: