Isnt this some kind of theft ?

i'm booshnoogs.

 

R-i-i-i--i--i---i---i----i---i--i--i-i-i-i-i-i-iiiight!

 

I think its me, and I just don't realize that I'm doing it

 

I almost believed that for a second

 

That means I must also be seamonster and stinkfoot...


Therefore I am awesome..

 

And you don't now? I really was and the only reason I'm admitting it is because I know no one will believe it.

 

Lingerie from a guy is never really a gift to us anyway. We wear that shit for you and pretend to like it, it is worthless to us. So basically you gave her a crappy useless gift and are pissed that she prob pulled that shit out to make fun of it with her friends and then threw it away instead of giving it back to you?
I think you should get a female friend who you are not attracted to so you can run things by her before you act.

 

I know for sure she likes it because she told me on the fucking phone that she refuses to give them back to me ! And I dont know whether she actually finds me repulsive or if she just thinks she can get more money out of other guys or she thinks they have bigger boners or whatever, I dont give a fuck, I just know she definitely does NOT want to spread her legs for me, not now and not in the future, because otherwise she would not have kicked me full force where it can cause most damage to the sexuality of a man !!!!!

 

you might be on to something there

 

she kicked you because you hit her niece...you're lucky the father didn't come after you

 

I KNOW she was angry at me and for no good reason because as I already wrote i the other thread I DIDNT hit the brat, I just gave her a light slap on the cheek with my open hand, kind of a symbolic gesture, she did not cry for pain but for anger, when I was lying on the floor she was laughing her ass off !!!!!!!!!!!

But that doesnt really matter, my point is if you kick a guy down there and full force and you are aware of the consequences that this might have and she WAS so, believe me, then this is proof you dont have intentions to ever have sex with him ! And THATS what I call theft, accept lingerie (where its sort of implied that I wanted sex with her one day) allthough you dont want to do what was obviously the reason why it was given to you !!!

 

I'll always remember in seventh grade a boy called me a bitch for the first time (and in front of a lot of other kids)and I got so mad I kicked him as hard as I could, really hard and he fell down and cried and went to the nurses office and had to go home. He didn't come to school the next day.

I had no idea how much it hurt then, but he was such a little bastard who got off on humiliating girls and I was so angry.
I wonder if you guys are the same people and you have been hit in the nuts constantly since the age of 12?

 

german love machine gives me a boner.

 

if i have a daughter, god forbid the bastard who touches my daughter, he'll have more than just pain in his nuts thats for sure

you can say a light slap with an open hand, whatever, she's not your child

 

Hmmmm...150% male = testosterone burn.


..FYI, that's commonly known as male pattern baldness. Now, I find that kinda sexy on some guys, but I'm not entirely sure that's what you wanted your profile to say.

 

I dunno, but if you gave me "sexy lingerie" and I really wasn't interested in you sexually, I'd probably give some thought to forceful testicle contact via my lowest extremities.

 

Woah.... ANY person who came into my residence and hit (A SLAP IS A FORM OF HITTING) a child (or anyone) in my care would ABSOLUTELY get a kick to the balls (assuming they ahd them), thrown out and if they -EVER- came near me and mine again I would be calling the cops so fast on them their head would fucking spin.


That said, I think it's bugman. Also, I'm secretely Bella Desordre and LuckyStripe. Bwahahhahaahha I fooled you all!

 

OK i hve already explained this to another poster but for the special benefit of yoiu and others that would not understadn a joke if it would bite them in the ass I have modified it now, I hope this makes you happy !!!!!

 

Now thats a great idea, I put it in front of her door ANONYMOUSLY, she would not even have to touch it !!!

 

GlM....if you took her to court and legally tried to sue her for the lingerie back...the law states that anything given as a gift DOES NOT have to be returned , unless it was in anticipation of marriage , like an engagement ring.