isn't the butt kinda gross?

doesn't hitting a turd kill the romance though?

 

I hump my girlfriend in the butt all the time. Now I hump my wife every now and then there too.

It does not need preparation! You just lube up really good and go for it!! Don't get crazy or you might suction out some poop, but this almost never happens. I have done anal maybe 40 times and had to deal with poop maybe 3 times. If you don't lube the poop will be stuck on your dick bad. But use lube and all you have to deal with is maybe some small floaters that you don't recognize until your done. Then you just wipe them off with a towel (happened 1 time), they are tiny though, and there is maybe 1 1/8 the size of a penny. That sums up 2 of my bad experiences with poop. The third is to make sure they don't have diarrhea :ack2: uke:

She should have known better than to let me hump her butt when she was like that.... eew. She was trying to make a point though.

Anyways, I don't know about the walking with a diaper thing though. Good luck!

 

ok that was a lil graphic for my taste lol.....especialy the diarrhea thing....

 

Haha! He asked, so I told. Plus those are real life experiences. Just use lube and you should be fine! It isn't that bad. If it is bad though... Man its bad. It is only poop though. Its pretty gross but it wont kill you.

I think I am done doing anal now that I am thinking about poo...

If you don't think about it, it doesn't matter.

 

well, geuss thats true

thanks for the insites, any other questions poc?

 

My First Impression Of This Thread Said "Troll".......And It Still Does.

I Am A Middle Aged Man Who Has Been Sexually Active With Guys

Since I Was Ten Years Old,

And I Can Honestly Say I Have NEVER Experienced The Subject Being

Discussed On This Thread.

After Reading Over Your Posts Many Times, I Really Get The Impression

That They Are Meant To Be Condescending, Insulting, And Demeaning,

Towards Gay People...

That Is All.!!



Cheers Glen.

 

Not at all! I don't mean it in that way. If it was moved to the oral and anal forum then I would have said the same. Maybe it should be moved to that forum since it is about anal and not just gay people?

 

Well, I'll be honest. I do consider the anus less.... hmmm, pristine, than the vagina. Hard to choose a good word. I don't wanna say sacred cause I don't want it to seem religious at all, but something like that. The butts just kinda dirty....

So in a sense I am kind of automatically seeing gay sex as something... a bit more dirty as a whole. It's not that I'm really wanting to be condescending to gay people, cause like I don't look down on gay people. But... seeing the vagina on the same level as the anus is kind of weird. I mean, I know all people are created equal, but are all orifices you can fit your penis into created equal? Is a warm hole just a warm hole?

But the question was serious. Cause the whole dude thing would seem far more alluring to me. But I'm having trouble getting over the anus thing.

I mean, do you see the anus as the hole of holes or dirty in anyway? Or do you actually see it as like an open recreation area?

I'm just wanting like gay mans concept of what the anus is...

 

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
It's not wise to discuss matters of which you have no knowledge or experience.
On the idea of the anus being inferior to a vagina.
Blood and bits of uterus lining come out of a vagina.
Does this mean they will do so when you are having sex?
no.
The same principle can therefore be applied to the anus.
Your argument is inept.

 

I'd like to point out Poch, that after working in a care home for elderly people that they ALL wear 'diapers'. They're called 'pads' though :L

But in my opinion, it doesn't make a HUGE amount of difference because i'm fairly sure that these elderly people didn't ALL enagage in anal sex.

Especially seeing as they were from a time when such things were frowned upon.
So at the end of the day, people get bladder and bowel incontinence as age comes along regardless.

So yes, that means there's a possibility that you will too.

Question answered?
I think so.

~G
xXxXx

 

well god damn. I guess that means I need to get on with some ass fucking :cheers2:

any of you on the west coast? :blush5:

 

but the anus does always have a consistent aroma of poop...

 

Yeah, and the vagina, often of fish.

 

What's your point?
Don't sniff someone's rim if you don't like the smell of shit.
and no, clean anuses shouldn't smell strongly of shit, especially post-enema.
plus... it's tighter

 

Yes the ass is nasty lol what are you getting at? No matter how clean/nice smelling/shaven/etc the butt might be, we still know it as the dirty place. Isn't that like a huge part of the appeal? I'm not at all into scat or anything related, but since when did purity and cleanness become sexy?
Consider a career in clergy, that's all imma say

 

i like fish

 

Sort of.

 

COOL!!! Wash your ass, come on down and BEND OVER!!

OK. I'll take you to "Long John Silvers" after.

Zen