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  1. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    My pipe is so gross.
    I bet this weed tastes really great, but I'll never know!
    It's not only just fully of resin taste, but there's a few tiny bits of spaghetti in the smoke chamber that are charcoling into pure ass.
    I'd clean it out but I'm pretty sure the glass bowl is actually broken and if I remove the resin the pipe will actually fall apart. That and I keep forgetting to buy iso, anyways.
     
  2. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I remember when I used to clean my bong every day.

    LOL

    Now I just replace the water and clean every few weeks.
     
  3. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    buddy came b for his dog...he's a really good dude so his life will be spared....dogs a ''birder''.... he was very apologetic...offered me money...i told him i'd replace them and he could pay me later...not being a dick can go a long way[too]

    i'll order a couple more tomorrowish

    in the meantime we have 7 mini hens in the living room....called ''pullets'' but i dont know why
     
  4. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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  5. sunfighter

    sunfighter Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I survived going to Atwood's Tavern last nite to be with my former gf. It was the first time I've seen her since the breakup three weeks ago. We both had a nice time. Our favorite local musician, Tim Gearan, played two hots sets and even came over during the break to chat with us. We met two nice lesbians at the next table. My former gf didn't seem to have an ulterior motive; it seemed she just enjoyed that I was there with her. At the end of the evening, we hugged and kissed and I told her I was glad we were still friends. I really was hoping this would happen, but I didn't think she would want to see me again.
     
  6. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I have had a terrible night with trying to sleep....although I was dead tired early last night....It felt like someone was trying to rip out my insides...and still does to an extent....can only ride the waves and hope it goes away..... forever
     
  7. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    I'm also pretty sure that there's an old school joke about this in the ether but I can't quite remember it.
     
  8. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    A "city-boy" ventured out and bought himself a farm-house. He needed some animals for the farm and inquired at the neighbor's place. The old farmer agreed to sell some animals and the two walked through the yard.

    The city-boy pointed and asked, "What kind of animal is that?"

    "Well," said the farmer, "that is a cock, which you city folks call a rooster."

    "Ok, I'll take one of them," said the city boy.

    He pointed to another animal, and the farmer told him, "That one is a pullet, or what you call a chicken."

    "I'll take it," said the city boy.

    "You will also need a hard working animal to help you with the chores, so I'll sell you this ass, or mule." The city-boy agreed.

    "The mule might give you problems being stubborn 'n all and lie down on you," informed the farmer. "If you scratch his belly really good, he'll get up."

    As the city-boy is heading home, a beautiful girl is approaching. All of a sudden, the mule lies down and refuses to move. The girl hurries over and asks if she can help.

    "Yeah," exclaimed the city-boy, "You can grab my cock & pullet while I reach around and scratch my ass.
     
  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    in zelda i throw bombs into the chickens
     
  10. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLJ5q3-XJtQ"]www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLJ5q3-XJtQ
     
  11. Sleeping Caterpillar

    Sleeping Caterpillar Members

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  12. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Aww my medal disappeared. =[
     
  13. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    someone disliked a post....fucking child

    i'm gonna now dislike every post and i think we should all only dislike each others posts so that it becomes normal and hides the childish piece of shit that is doing it

    it will thwart them because they can no longer center people out
     
  14. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    there....fuckyou piece of childish and immature garbage you are....fucking coward back stabbing loser ass likely drunken shit for brains asswipe
     
  15. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Is that what the medal was for, my posts being liked? Lol.
     
  16. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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  17. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    It's a seismic ripple from this week's drama thread. :sultan:
     
  18. wyldwynd

    wyldwynd ~*~ Super Moderator

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    I stopped liking posts at 884 because I wanted my rated posts to be 888 and stopped at a even 888 yet I am at 889 because of the touchscreen and me touching the thumb on accident!!!!!
     
  19. wyldwynd

    wyldwynd ~*~ Super Moderator

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    and who cares rolling we love you and love your posts we don't care who is thumbs downing you,,they are just jealous of you obviously is why you getting a thumbs down
     
  20. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    apparantly you can only vote so many times on the lame ass thumbs

    wont let me do any moreirmy...traditionally we call that gonad badge ''the basement'' award....its for activity....go outside:)
     
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