Is this another answer the question with a question game?

Have you thought of looking by Loch Rannoch?

 

is the lockness monster still alive ?

 

isn't she working as a tour guide?

 

didn't the tour guide get laid off?

 

or did she resign ?

 

didn't they outsource her job to china?

 

did'nt she refuse because they could'nt afford her ?

 

Did anybody ever think Nessie would come cheap?

 

would'nt anyone that did be extremely delusional ?

 

did they replace her with celebrity look alike?

 

ha! ha! don't they wish ?

 

did she have to cash out her 401k?

 

Do British Subjects get 401K's?

 

i dont think so. did she take a job as a stripper?

 

Is stripping a job???

 

doesn't it pay the bills?

 

Does anything, these days?

 

is that why im always broke?

 

Don't you think that might have more to do with the size of your overdraft?

 

yeah, why couldn't i be born rich instead of good looking?