Interview for job as ice cream van driver

You have ice cream men all year 'round? Lucky asshole. Ours only comes around in summer and not even out here too often 'cuz we live in tha ghetttoooo. Well, not really, but it is a good neighborhood to have a cop try to search your shit. And kids don't play outside too often, either. Damn neighbors letting their vicious dogs out all the time.

 

Isnt texas always in summer? (nearly)

 

Sometimes. Depends on how the earth feels that year.

 

My parents came home to snow last week in Dallas. Accidents galore. But the summers can be horrendous. 100+ everyday for a month at times.

 

Noooo, not here. We're up in the very northernmost part, the Panhandle. We have pretty regular seasons, Summer from late May to early September, fall from September to mid-November, then winter until March, then Spring until May. We're WORLDS apart in climate from east or west or south Texas.