Interesting Question

not true...that is 100% false...

 

okay i don't know what the fuck i'm talking about so i'll quit posting in this thread! BYE

 

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Bye.

 

considering paul is half penguin, i would use it to capture him and force him to play until his fingers fall off, at which point i would feel him a magical pill that instantly regrows them

 

feel me a magic pill?

i like that alot :H

 

yeah they're red with a yellow stripe around the middle

 

I am not really sure those are magic. The magic ones are purple.

 

ya well fuck you, they're magic

 

I swore these batteries were magic too, but they are actually like, metal or something (mostly) and acid and stuff...

Yes, please fuck me.

 

..........I'd play hockee with the waffle and my feet, really more of soccer..... but wtf... and since there is just me and the waffle it wouldn't get dirty and I would be able to eat it as soon as the eating it moratorium wore off......

 

Stick it in my pants... but only if I had no other way to cook it.

 

........ what about skating on it, and if there is nothing else do you have pants?

 

i would capture the penguin and give it to my friend then beat her up and set it free after three and a half hours

 

what sorts of penguins are there? I want a rock hopper or an australian variety so I can take it home with me, climate you know.......

 

^Any penguins you like

 

I'd use it to catch a penguin, cause I always wanted one for a pet


I was thinking I could cut out two eyes and a mouth on the waffle and I would talk to it and we would have long conversations about various topics sometimes we'd disagree but we'd be such good friends that we'd forget about our differences and move on....

 

I would masturbate. Violently.

 

I'd ignore it and go to sleep.....
sleep.... ugh that sounds good right now.

 

No, I actually wear cargo shorts about 330-350 days a year, depending on how bad the Winter is.