Insult the poster above you

got turned down by the goat

 

raped by the goat - and liked it

 

is a big doodoo head, AND has cooties

 

doesn't share

 

still defends his choice of NKOTB tattoo'd accross his shoulder blades.

 

sits home cataloging his "cat hair" collection.

 

Is so homely, Paris Hilton would not make a sex video with him.

 

Got kicked outta Girl Scouts for eating too many Brownies.

 

Is so weak couldn't hold a note.

 

Is so clueless, borrows common sense from George W. Bush.

 

Is so tan people think he's David Hasselhoff. No wait. He's so DRUNK people think he's David Hasselhoff.

 

tried to make a joke but nobody laughed

 

still uses dialup

 

Thinks he is Bill Gates.

 

Thinks he's Florida Evans.

 

Can only achieve an erection when his body is covered in slugs

 

gave a slug an orgasm

 

Porked the wrong donor and now has children with Rosie O'Donnell.

 

Her socks have so many holes in them, they were used to justify the war in Iraq.

 

You can't afford your wedding!