Insult the poster above you

Has a 20 inch penis but is unable to have an erection without getting a heart attack.

 

Has a golf handicap of 379

 

Took 214 sets to win a single game in Tennis.

 

Did you get plastic surgery to look like Michael Jackson, or were you born with that nose?

 

(your avatar has changed to some kind of alien)

Takes Crummy over two hours to watch 60 minutes......

 

Is still struggling to pass the entrance exams to clown college.

 

( I Failed again.....)

Has trouble remembering where he put his fedora.....

 

When he dances, they call him macaroni.

 

There Is Nothing I Would Like More.....Than To "Insult The Poster Above Me"........But....For Some "Inexplicable" Reason.....Which I Wish I Could Explain......With A Simple Explanation.....Words Fail Me......"NOW THAT HAS TO BE A FIRST"......



Cheers Glen...

 

Well, you could always just punctuate an insult and let the reader fill in the details.

Fucktard...

 

Cant make left turns.

 

He's off the path.

 

His mind has snapped!

 

He gargles with mayonaise

 

All His Problems.......Are Best Decribed Using Medical Terminology..... Consisting Of Words Of... 18 letters ...(or more).....

Seems Unfair To The "Hip Forums" Server.....To Use Up All Those Valuable Megabytes....So I'll Leave It At That........


Cheers Glen...

 

Strings his guitar backwards. Not because he's left handed, he's just too stupid to string a damn guitar.

 

Tried to boil water once, burnt it.

 

I'm boiling water right now. Wanna test it? Asswipe!

 

you are a flying burrito!

 

Drives in reverse when he is late to turn back time.