Insult the Poster above you Episode IV

gets sexually aroused when I use the word "ass"

 

he smells like old motor oil....

 

is trying to dread her pubic hair

 

his idol is carl the groundskeeper from caddyshack

 

His manner of dress can most accurately be described as, "looking sloppy as a soup sandwich."

 

his iq score matched that with a small house plant

 

Is that your normal breath?....or did someone just take a shit in your mouth

 

he has the walkin' farts...

 

has recorded every oprah episode

 

still uses beta video cassettes because he's sure they're gonna be bigger than blue ray

 

secretly watches the waltons

 

still has a face full of zits

 

thats why i wear the ace make up lol....throws sticks in the kids bicycles as they ride by

 

has great feet.....................because he never spends any time on them

 

always shits on the back of the toilet seat :ack2:

 

collects shitty toilet seats

 

like to sniff my seat collection

 

likes to collect used toilet paper rolls

 

makes a bong with the toilet paper rolls

 

poses like her avatar for every pic