Insult the Poster above you Episode IV

still thinks gameboys were cool

 

he has an 8-track player in truck that he found at the dump....(there I fixed it)

 

spells the word 'dump' with a b

 

has a autographed picture from the golden girls

 

likes ace frehley

 

tried to start the hellen keller school for driving

 

so cheap that he once went to a welding shop and asked the guy to make him a front retractable tow bar with a huge magnet for latching on to the car ahead and saving your own fuel

 

could'nt afford a pet rock so you adopted a brick instead

 

your car door broke so you fixed it with a barrel lock from the hardware store

 

Eats bowls of shit.

Not the shit just the bowls, he uses the shit to choke babies to death after he sneaks into there bedrooms late at night under the cover of darkness.

Also he steals books from the library.

 

shut up fuckface

 

he makes messes wherever he goes....

 

you really need to start wiping

 

he doesn't wash his hands after he goes peepee...

 

Only wears clean clothes at Klan rallies.

And illegally uses handicapped parking spaces while in attendance.

 

got caught at the mall getting a buddy to take his picture while sitting in a real nice car that wasnt his

 

Got caught at the mall giving his grandfather a handjob.

Your "Papa's" orgasm was so intense it caused a muscle cramp in his left calve muscle, and the resulting torrent of semen knocked the hats off two of the security guards.

 

is a minister.........minister + boys = ..........I'm just saying

 

likes to wear women's underwear.....

 

Prefers to wear no underwear, hence the flock of sea gulls that trail her every movement.