Insult the Poster above you Episode IV

her voice is exactly like Yogi Bears

 

when he kisses, he uses to much tongue...

 

your crack is always showing.....and its not one of those sexy young cracks...its old and wrinkly

 

you can't see your dick with your big belly in the way....

 

ugh, you're a dumbass

 

she went in her pants....

 

you step in dogshit on purpose

 

your a jerk!

 

you're a bigger jerk...and it's "you're"....not "your"


..and you're also a dumbass

 

his head is so big it scares the neighborhood children...

 

Likes to juggle with butcher knives......

 

likes to arm wrestle with pitbulls

 

I lost....:-(

chews mail pouch and swallows....

 

likes to wear hockey masks while using a chainsaw

 

Enjoys waiting under the bleachers at NASCAR events in hopes of recycling used chewing tobacco.

Your fuckin' gross dude!

 

thinks 400lb women in spandex is sexy

 

is a 400lb woman in spandex...

 

Once lost a bet while attending a donkey show in Tijuana and subsequently was coerced into eating a dog turd, the worm however turned in her favor when she realized the aroma, texture and taste of the excrement to be quite favorable to her sensibilities

 

even when you are clean...you still smell like camel shit

 

you have no wife!