Insult the Poster above you Episode III

likes the smell of freshly shoveled cow manure....

 

smells like freshly shoveled manure

 

Is afraid to sleep with the light off.

 

hates to shower nekkid....

 

would rather sleep with a pup than a woman

 

Wears her dress backwards cause its easier to zip up, or down...

 

has everthing the jonas brothers ever recorded even the bootleg stuff thats hard to get

 

enjoys her milly vanilly

 

only washes her hair once a week

 

has never been seen without curlers in her hair

 

wishes he had hair to put curlers in

 

has a bladder control problem

 

good from far...far from good

 

is my dad.....

 

plays Lingo in his mind all day long

 

uses nair on his back hair....

 

likes to polish his toenails

 

loves a good wedgy...can give one to herself

 

likes whips N chains and them thar sorta thangs....

 

once tried that sort of things and found it very enjoyable..