Insult the Poster above you Episode III

Never comes to the door when I'm lookin' for some sugar

 

won't answer my repeated phone calls, always checks her caller ID to see if its me callin again.....;-)

 

alway leaves dirty messages on my answering machine...

 

always refers to 'the little one'..you think its a kid but its how she refers to her husband

 

refers to his penis as the mighty one....

 

compliments me when i least expect it

 

:beatdeadhorse5: I wish this horse was you... it looks like you at least

 

farts smell like old cum

 

bbad lets one go..no holds barred cause he just got outta jail

 

drives around town looking for a guy to scratch his balls

 

has scrotum phobia

 

has anal lust

 

as long as we are talkin 'bout guy/girl then fuck ya..i have anal lust and lots of other lusts..too many lusts to list..my lust list is long...rolling along

 

has a stao-on penis

 

Would like to ride some guys penis

 

has bigger biceps than I do....

 

likes to shovel cow manure.....

 

throws cow manure at passing cars and bike riders....

 

thinks cow manure is good for his skin

 

rides a bike into town with her micro-mini skirt, causing all kinds of traffic accidents..;-)