Initiating a friend on marijuana

i also enjoy pissing outside.

and shitting is one of the best pleasures in life. i used to hate it but after soem circumstances.. well i get a huge relief and enjoymentfrom lettin some logs down to the lumbermill

so i dunno whats up if you dont like shitting and pissing. i know life would be much much easier if we didnt have to shit, but we do, and it happens to be rather enjoyable to me, along with pissing. pissing is so awesome sometimes
except when you get it on your shoe

 

I think that shitting is either awesome, or shitty, depending largely on the type of shit at hand.

I don't care about pissing, except that one time I was hammered on my friends boat and pissed into the wind. For like 6 hours my clothes were covered in a piss-mist. I smelt great that day.

 

i recently was on pain killers for a while.

when i finally got some laxatives.. that was the most horrific bathroom experience i have ever had. imagine a diameter of almost 3 inches

 

haha, it´s kinda funny when your shit surprises you. like, "whoa, that´s huge..." when i was in college and living in the dorms, every now and then someone would lay down a "trophy dump" and leave it in the toilet with a sign on the outside of the stall door saying "trophy dump." while that whole idea is kinda funny, checking out someone´s 4-hour-old dump is not.

even funnier that this thread about someone´s first smoking experience turned into a discussion on pissing/shitting.

i really dont like shitting when freshly high. i start thinking about things too much and kinda get weirded out by the whole process. even weirder is shitting while tripping.... while at a festival or something..... when it´s really hot and sunny out.... and you´re in a nasty port-o-potty. it´s like a shit-filled sauna.

 

i got so fucked i forgot how to piss once. but i gladly accepted the challenge

 

^ Ha Ha, fucking hilarious.

The shit in this video was seriously the talk of my high school for 2-3 days. I'm not in this, but that's a friend of mine hosting. The video doesn't do it total justice, but you can get a good idea of its immensity. The janitors refused to touch it and a teacher ended up taking it to the dumpster with a shovel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw-6ygkcAos

 

i often needed to do a shit after the first bong of the day. doing a shit was like sitting on a seat and getting up refreshed and high

 

Toke on the shitter! that could be interesting.

 

Back in high school my freshman year there was a "mad crapper." No one knows who it was, but the entire year someone was taking shits in random places around school. On the stage, on top of the paper towel dispenser in the bathroom, hallways, closets, lockers, the parkinglot....that was one fucked up person. And no, it wasn't me.

 

wow that was a big shit. ^^yea buddy right. smoking on the shitter is nice untill its time to wipe

 

I had a nasty nasty shit today, i was on the toilet for about half an hour, was not nice