i'm.....

if this a troll im going to be terribly dissapointed.

 

Do it!!!! 14 and shes 30, you have a chance. haha

 

i knew it was a troll from the first post.

 

Haha qft, I didn't even bother with this thread.

 

yeah i'm kinda slow i don't pick up on a lot of things like that haha.

 

damn it....i bailed

 

this was disappointing young skywalker

 

i still have the chance to try again, next week

 

Just whip it out lol

 

Ask to have a word in private then just splooge on her cleavage...youre 14 so you should be able to manage that within 30 seconds....Theres a small chance she might enjoy it and youre in there if she does

 

OP needs to learn to shoot from an 18 foot distance.. then you can hit her from the other room, satisfying your needs, but not risking her getting pissed at you.

 

and.....if she doesn't enjoy it?

 

I believe Ralph Wiggam helped write that...

 

First thing first, ignore most of the advice you find here, we are broken sad and bitter people, who give crap advice.

Don't try and fuck your cousins wife, you will feel bad about it, probably. Even if all goes well.

But one thing i will tell you that i am sure is true. You're not sick for wanting to fuck your cousins wife, that is perfectly natural.

Often in life we want to fuck people that for one reason or another we shouldn't, such as being married to your cousin for example.

So my advice is this, don't feel like your sick or dirty for wanting to, but dont actually try and do it, i cant see anything but misery from it in the long term.

Good luck kid.

 

This is exactly right.

 

me thinkth, we are being bullshitted along by a troll. :troll:

 

Probably, but what if it's not?

 

oh, that one is easy!
about 7 years ago, i was waiting on BART, (public transit) this girl came over and sat down next to me.
she was very, very, drunk.
a couple of minutes went by and, she said to me, "want a blow job." i told her, "thanks but, no thanks."
she wanted to know, why i did not want her to suck me off.
i told her, "luv, you look to be all of 14 years old." she said to me, "i'm 16 years old." then i said to her, "ok, have you ever heard the saying, '16 will get a man 20.' no way, in hell do i want to spend 20 years in the state pen! do you have any ideal, what they do to baby fuckers inside prison?"


if a 30 year old woman fucks a 14 year old boy and, they are found out... she will go up the river for 20 years :sad: and, he will, if he is lucky, have his cousin, beat the living shit out of him. :sad:
if he is unlucky; his cousin, will beat the living shit out of him AND, cut his dick off and force him eat it!
:banghead: