I'm so wasted!!!!

captain...the video store called and said the movie is due

 

I'm gonna post my sat. so i don't have to make a new thread cause i was really wasted as well.
So after getting way faded at slightly stoopid friday night, saturday was one of my good friend's birthday. So me and my buddy do some work most of the day so we can bring a lot of weed to smoke for free, so we sorta hop around from place to place in KC smokin bowls and mini blunts and gaining weed on the way, by nightfall we had smoked so much during the day we only had like 2.5 grams of the Cinderella and another gram of this other dank that was free. So we go to my buddies house where BP is goin on, we get in a game of that, smoke some fatty bowls (I dunno if you guys saw the bongs i used to have, but my friend whose birthday it was had bought the biggest one I had) out of my old huge ass bong, and then I start on the jager. My redneck weed dealer was there and he let me sip on his 5th of jager most the night and after I was thoroughly fucked on weed and liquor, I busted out the dilly. I was a nice guy yesterday and handed out a couple dilly's for free to my friend I smoked with all day.
And then i found 5 dollars.
fin
i don't feel like typing anymore

 

I almost Bon Scotted my self this morning for god sakes.

I woke up and just went "blaaahahhhhahaha" uke:


Last night I wasn't even there. I didn't do any blow so I got extra drunk. I drank 96% of my bottle and took numerous shooters.

Fuck, for the amount I drank last night I'm sure not as hungover as I thought I'd be... I've drank less and felt way worse before.

Still can't believe I made out with those chicks. Like it was fucked up, I swear it was like an American Pie movie or something.

Us 4 were in the bathroom takin' pictures and grabbin' body parts. It was fucked. I made out with one of the chicks in the bathroom for like 2 minutes and my girlfriend and the other chick were in the same room as us taking pictures of each other and she didn't even say anything. I know she was doin' shit with that other chick too but I don't even care.

See this is why I drink and not do all those fucked up weird trippy ass drugs.

One of my friends always tries to get girls when were partying but he's never succeeded. I mean 0 times. He's never gotten a chick to even like him at a party, it's too funny because he's a dick and deserves to not get laid.

So I'm sittin' with the girls and then he snakes his way over to our couch and tries to join the conversation. I was gettin' pissed because I knew he what he was trying to do.

This is where I became a drunken genius.... Usually I'd yell something at him or tell him to get the fuck away from us.... But this time I just stayed silent and let him shoot himself in the foot. He started going on about how he drinks so much and plays on the school football team (he mentions the gay school football team to everyone).. The girls basically ignored him, it was just too funny....

I wish I could have fucked one of my girlfriends friends though... Like the one chick I made out with by myself was SO fuckin' hot. She was like a year younger than me but that doesn't even matter.

Such a fun night.

 

that's definatly something 16 year olds do... goodness. i always hated those kids.


but on a lighter note,
i figured i'd be more hungover today also then i am. but i'm pretty shitty.

 

i am envious of your youth captain
you little fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cheers2::cheers2::cheers2::cheers2:

 

i don't understand how making out with a bunch of chicks and having your gf take pictures is cool.. maybe i'm just trollin though.

 

dude that's so fuckin sick your girlfriend was down with you hookin up with all her friends

 

It was sick. Although if I randomly started making out with one of her friends while we were sober she'd ..... well she'd obviously freak out.

She knew it was all in good fun.... And hey lets not forget the fact that she was making out with other people too...

...Although it would have been a VERY different case if she made out with other guys....

I know... Thats a double standard....

 

If you had a penis it would make more sense to you.

 

dude maybe but i don't know man i really don't think i'd dig that. i'd be such a fem.

 

This

Gotta have a bit of respect for anyone willing to own up to what they know to be less than perfect about themselves, their mindset. Too many folks would have us to think they were perfect.

If human existence were a carnival, your life would be the terror ride bullet coaster that scares people shitless. It all plays out as great fun on the boards here but I can't help but wonder if... had I lived an adolescence equivalent to your "no brakes" experience would there be anything left of me now mentally or physically.

Eh- I guess we all gotta choose our own poison.

 

that sounds fun.. ima come party with you next friday, cc

 

This is a good theory haha. I think I am gonna use it when I finally decide to make out with girls haha

 

The part I underlined is the coolest thing I've ever heard.

The rest just scares me.

The more the merrier!!

You come party too..... :hurray:

 

I am not a big drinker, when I drink sometime I get sad, not fun

 

It should.

 

:frown:

 

do you have a pic of you with your g/f?

 

yeah pics or gtfo!

 

Yeah I'd much rather make out with a bunch of girls too.