My foot standards are pret-ty darn high. You'd have to go through a whole set of qualifying measurements and technical things just to attract my attention. Feet are big (not literally), when it comes to my tastes. (That just doesn't sound right,,but anyhoo,,)
But one more thing,, I see that I'm being selectively singled out as an "unknown quantity". Actually, I'm not an "unknown quantity", unless that refers to the number of molecules I'm composed of. I'm actually of an "unknown quality", or an "undefined reliability". Let's get it right, people!