I'm lonely and hate this town

Mr. Mojo Risin' · Oct 29, 2010

That is a terrible poem.

I'minmyunderwear · Oct 29, 2010

Mr. Mojo Risin';6585936 said:

That is a terrible poem.
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you read the poem?

jimmyjoe1 · Oct 30, 2010

Just hang in thear,we all get lonely sometimes its a state of mind like part of life tomorrow will be different.

Mr. Mojo Risin' · Oct 30, 2010

I'minmyunderwear;6586214 said:

you read the poem?
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The poem read me.

The Imaginary Being · Oct 30, 2010

Vanilla Gorilla said:

Yeah, they are called hormones, they run around you entire body, not just down below. Let them build up a bit more and you'll find him soon, he wont be Mr Right of course, they are just about all little boys that never grow up, but he'll be Mr Eh, He'll do.

You'll wait 3 dates, start messing around, fumble through the first 6 months, it wont be till he gets to a point where he starts getting bored with you that he'll eventually start lasting long enough to make your toes curl, by then you'll want to hang on. You'll call it love, start talking about marriage, committment, truth and honesty, when really you just dont want to have to redo that first 6 months again with another guy.

So you'll get married, get a year or two of really ace rooting in, get pregnant, have a kid and then find out you get psycho horny when pregnant, will end up breaking him, rest for a couple months after the birth, then try get back in the saddle, by which time he'd rather just sit on the couch watch footy, so you'll start fighting, wont take you long to realise the bigger the fight, the more animal the make up sex, so you'll fight more and more, act like the victim, gain attention and sympathy from your friends, go through a couple years of this drama, until you get bored, start trying different things to spice it up again, which will eventually lead to stuff like doing one of his friends and letting him watch. Then try it with another couple, another couple of couples etc etc

By which time your kids will be in thier teens, you'll still be putting on the act with them, not letting them get a hint of the naughty stuff you and hubby get up to

At that time it will hit you, you'll think back to when you were 19, your parents, or your aunts / uncles were probably up to similar stuff, put on the act for you. Drill you with horror stories of what happens to naughty girls when really They were more worried about you getting pregnant early and having to help raise the kid rather than what was actaully fun for you.

And then it will hit you most people are like that, or more specifically, that if they are, you will have no clue. But they will all go around calling it love, pretending sex isnt important, that everyone you pretty much ever knew has been lying their ass off to you the whole time.

Yes, you have a lot to look forward too

That might sound all a bit cynical, bitter, a tad random? Yes, but in the end, lifes a whole lot more fun with some drama added
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Vanilla, stop talking your nonsense..

I think every marriage, every human being, should be taken case by case.

Vanilla Gorilla · Oct 30, 2010

The Imaginary Being said:

Vanilla, stop talking your nonsense..
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Funny how its nonsense if you dont want to be true

I think every marriage, every human being, should be taken case by case.
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The mouth says "We are happily married, 20 years now, still going strong" The eyes say "Please God, just shoot me now"

The Imaginary Being · Oct 30, 2010

Vanilla Gorilla said:

Funny how its nonsense if you dont want to be true

The mouth says "We are happily married, 20 years now, still going strong" The eyes say "Please God, just shoot me now"
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it's not true, that's why. What you are saying is every marriage that has ever been and ever will be, follow the same route and end the same way.

It's like me saying I believe every football match that will ever be played, will be the same score. Simply stupid.

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