I'm lazy.

yep, but I've already made movies of you. I'm trying to get you some co-stars.

 

very kind of you, but i don't think there will be that much of a market for my films...

 

They've been selling well in Bali. Appearently you are "exotic" to those people

 

really? i thought i blended in...

 

Well, there's your answer then

 

they like monkeys in bali...

 

That's why your remake of planet of the apes is our top seller

 

i liked not shaving. that rocked.

 

yeah, it's a good thing the customers couldn't smell you though

 

well, i TOLD you that i should wear gloves when flinging poo. i swear, the smell! in my next contract i'm demanding latex gloves.

 

That's rather sick.

 

boosh is the only person here who's ever heard me speak. i can't help it if i sound like a child. i have to get laid sometime.

 

Oh, I thought he meant that you can do the voice overs for me doing the porn!

 

well, yeah. why is that sick?

 

Well, because I wouldn't want to do porn that was marketed towards pedophiles!

 

Don't you realize how much money you could make? If it helped your conscience later, you could always donate the money to organizations that fight pedofilia.

As a side note, if you are really dead set against this idea, then what kind of porn would you prefer to make?

 

Nah, still doesn't make me want to do it.

The only porn I want to do is the homemade kind with my hubby, the kind that nobody but he and I see!

 

Sounds good. I wonder how much he would sell that for.

 

Oh, I don't think he'd sell it.

 

wanna bet?