I'm in love with dick!

I have a love hate relationship with mine it's great when it's content but when it hasn't seen pussy for more than 6 days it makes my brain foggy I can't think straight and gets me quiet emotional.
Years ago I could just go out in the garden and sow my seed but these days I just crave the intimacy of my wife it realy fucks my mind when I don't get it


The secret to happiness is low expectations

 

Dick is great lmao

 

Lmao I'm flattered

 

It's suger

 

I wish you loved nuts as much as I do..

 

I like to play glow in the dark with my nuts, how bout you

 

I love my nuts sucked on

 

i love mine, and me thinks my wife loves it too. dont think just loves cock in general, but could be wrong

 

I love my randy johnson. I named it the big unit.

 

How nice to hear women actually openly appreciating what men have for once. We're crazy about your bodies too, girls! (Like you had'nt noticed ...)

 

dick bump haaha

 

What a funny thread! Haha. Well let me just add too it and say that, I love cock!
I wish I had one instead of a vag. A dick is way more fun. I love how they grow and shrink, I love how they shoot cum really far, I love the squishy Head!
What's not to love, you guys are dam lucky!
As Humans, its nice that we can share!

 

Mary loves Dick , that is what Deric Acora is saying hear , he is having a bit of fun with the cast of most haunted . I dont think this made it on the t.v. show . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uD0dPhr9cQ"]Most Haunted - Mary Loves Dick! - YouTube desert rat

 

you'd better get that checked out.

 

Lol!

 

I had a dream about sucking one last night.

 

I wanna drain every last drop of sperm out of one right now.

 

the best thing about having a penis? having one means i get to enjoy a vagina so much!