I'm horrible with the ladies

i used to be horrible with the ladies. now im a chick magnet

 

Has reading my best seller "How to Kill Friends and Alienate People" help you much?

 

it took time but eventually, yes. it worked out swimmingly

 

Slow reader?

 

no, just a slow learner

 

You might want to consider steroids.

 

sure

 

I feel like some girls would be offended by this but it really made me laugh quite a bit. hahaha. Oh man, I know a guy who is just like this. That is a nice way to put it.

And Joey... I don't know how to tell you this without sounding like, strange.. but I noticed you the first time I saw you and that's just online!! And I don't just mean your pictures, I like the way your personality comes across. There is honestly something about you that is very, very attractive. I would actually be afraid to talk to YOU because I would be scared of being rejected. So really man.. you're amazing... get out there!