i'm gonna wash your mouth out with soap!

i took abig bite of it and yelled holy fuck this is good, y'see i got in trouble for swwearing in the first place (damn that t.v. on impressionable 7 year olds) any ways that was a bad idea because then i got spanked by her drunken idiot boyfriend and he kept missing and hit my back...... that hurt

 

my mom would have me put dish soap in my mouth. i would get mad. i still slip up in front of her but she doesn't say anything now.

 

My mom washed my mouth out with a bar of soap when i was like 8. What she didn't know was that the soap was vanilla flavored. I ended up taking the bar from her and licking it myself. Then she told me stop, I'll get sick. So I stopped. Haven't had soap in my mouth since that day.

 

no that's something French parents just don't do to their kids haha.. or maybe in other families.. not in mine anyways! my parents always cursed around me and my sisters from the youngest age.. it didn't make me talk dirtier.. I knew kids who had a dirtier mouth than mine, and extremely uptight parents who would never say shit!

some of my friends get mad at me sometimes in public places when I say fuck or shit around kids.. but I am totally against this unnecessary sheltering..

 

:cheers2: There are not many people who agree with me on this point.

 

Yes, my mom scrubbed my tongue with a wash rag with Safeguard. My mouth was fucking clean. Haha. But it's funny, I didn't ever even cuss until I was 11, so I have no idea what on earth I did to deserve it, lol.

 

ahahaha y'all are naughty!! i have been trying to think of if i ever had my mouth washed out with soap.. and i don't really think i did... i was a pretty good kid.. stayed in my room all the time..

 

It's a taste you don't forget, lol.

 

Did you go blind?

 

Is that Mojo?