i'm gonna dress like a pirate

why?

and where the hell are you getting these "rules"? pirates don't have rules!

 

one these days, Ill post my jonny depp eyeliner pics..

 

Let there be lighthouses.

In dark we come ashore for te landlubbers law is agin us.

 

Boogabarrr

Pirates find rules in their beards all the time.

What the sea breeze leaves makes a fair passing nest for the travelling albatross.

 

Under no circumstances is a comb-over an acceptable pirate hairdo.

 

what about beard-less pirates?

what about a beard wrap-around-the head?

 

Why no post on Sept. 19th?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day

 

thee was.. every year.. where you been?

 

Boog:

Every buccaneer boasts a bit of beard about their body besides.

 

even ladies pirates?

 

Especially lady pirates. The sea is a cold and unforgiving mistress.

 

this thread makes me sad..

sadder than a beardless pirate..




i need a new therapist.. damn it.

 

Well I'll be tickled as the pearl of a bearded clam!

Surely you know that rum is the only pirate therapist?!

 

rum + me = barfy crying mess thats not a good idea...

maybe if i had a scurvy dog minus the scurvy i'd be happy ..

beginning to think the universe doesn't want me to have a dog. :frown:

 

How about a parrot and you don't even need a license






Hotwater

 

no thanks.. unless it's a wild parrot that just comes to visit me.

magazine? pirates don't read magazines!

 

^ I want to see you dressed as a pirate, with that parrot on your shoulder

 

Boog:

No, but they may be used to light pipes, kindle lanterns, and even to wipe aft when there is nothing else.

See Rule #47-- A pirate adhibits what be near to hand, when on him is fix'd dark natures demand.

 

I guess I should have given you more then a link , Sept.19 is talk like a pirate day. Oh, well.