im a scientist

i get all the most creative names.

 

I will affectionately call you mamadickface at home. i'm still laughing. That rocks.

 

lol. it's like a badge of honor, really.

 

though, really, he shouldn't call me a dick face since he finds dicks attractive. maybe **** face or twat mouth.

 

dude i dont know what state your from
but gay marriage is legal in california
so yeah its kinda mainstream

 

I know I know. Thats why it's great!

 

gay porn not so much, though.

 

Eating cow balls is legal too but I wouldnt go so far as to call that mainstream.

 

ooooo! i'm telling sam that you compared rocky mountain oyster eating to homosexuality.

 

dickface!

 

they're pretty good, though. those oysters. and sam sent me this AWESOME link to some english gay porn. HAWT. i love gay porn.

trailerpark guy, what do you recommend? do you prefer the down and dirty, thuggish sorts, or the more romantic stuff?

 

thats nice comparing gay marriage
to eating cow balls
dude your a fucking idiot

 

*sniffs*

i suppose it's not so bad a comparison, rocky mountain oysters aren't quite mainstream fare, but i highly recommend it to anyone so inclined...

 

lol, dave, the poor kid is getting upset. no more razzing the nooB.

 

well my boyfreind boodah
has bought it its pretty vanilla
just good old fashion gay sex

 

Probably because I'm not from California and as enlightened as you are.

 

Hell I'm open minded. I've tried em. Good with ketchup.

 

i used to have some pretty good links, hot stuff.

 

i'm from california, so i guess dickface is a compliment after all.

 

i knew chicks liked gay porn
when we watch it we just kind of laugh
and shit cause its funny