Im a goth and people tak da mik cos i dnt wear da clothes!

ok ok ok I finally understand it

and all I can say is

*no comment*

 

yes. yes you do.

 

is this a wind up

 

pretentiously fake cockney

 

What in god's name is going on?

 

Close
More like a mix of annoying teenybopper, internet slang and text speak.

For true pretentiously fake cockney listen to the black guy in Oceans eleven (can't remember his name).

Am astonished to find I actually understood that 'message'. Took some close reading but got there in the end.

Judging by his other posts, yes this is a wind up.
So am LMAO
Oh irony and satire are so good, they cheer my cynical British heart.

 

i is now gt a dath vadr suit dos tat cont ??
i iss nt takg th mik i has nt got all da keys on da bord !

 

If I ever meet him I'm gonna (kick his ass) as you so eloquently praised it for stealing my name

ps.Your not that guy who chased Burt Renolds in smokey and the bandit are you sound just like him?
Or maybe a relative??

 

What??
Sorry is that like real red neck talk cool
Do some more
Are you in the you know .....Klan...nudge nudge wink wink

 

Cool can you do Mr T too

I pity da fool ,I pity da fool

Will you be my American friend Sherriff Buford
I promise not to run off like that naughty Bandit

Be proud there's not enough red necks on the web

 

Bet you married your sister/cousin

 

You're an ASS ....Just because we're from the south?

 

Please tell me your not his first cousin

 

no...i don't know him...
anyway my point was don't hate everyone from the south because not all of us are "red necks"

 

Never said they were I worked with alot of folk from South Carolina on a project found them to be really chilled and laid back and nice
I was simply winding that fella up
Remember he had a pop at me first

 

Okay just making sure
You're good

 

are you saying he is retarded? Or what?

 

Oh your back charming
One point though a woman and her sister cannot make a baby
It's kinda like when you married your horse no matter how many times you shagged it no baby
ps.you been on springer

 

I actually saw my first inbred in Columbia, SC. I thought he was albino, at first... he had a brother, too.

I love SC.

 

this thread could have been cleared up in the space of a few words.



SHUT THE FUCK UP


my work is done