I'm a ferret.

I never thought to measure it.


I just know it's big because I have a mirror in my bedroom.

 

but how do you tell if it's big or not?


ahah. we're weird.

 

Well, I didn't want to get graphic, but...


Big cunts have lips that hang down farther, for one. Aaannnd they're just generally bigger, as a whole. My friend's **** is like this teeny tiny raspberry sized thing between her legs. It doesn't come close to touching her thighs.

And mine does.

 

... hi.

 

good afternoon ...

 

It's almost evening.


I'm having steak for dinner.

 

mmm...steak

i ate really bad chinese food yesterday...it tasted like cigarettes


i wonder what im eating today

 

I love Chinease food.


Any excuse to eat dog meat.



I wonder what you're eating too.

 

mmm...maybe its camel

 

One hump or two?

 

two...there are 6 people in our family

i wonder what reptile tastes like

 

I've had alligator a few times...it's not bad.

 

eww

 

porridge