I'm a bloody fucking thief

All stealing from large corporations does is make poor people on the bottom lose their jobs faster. Haven't you all ever thought about that?

 

Ditto. Though it was only my 1st time being busted, I stole less than $100, & it was only a misdemenor(?) I worry every time I fill out applications. I also hope it doesn't come back 2 bite me in the ass when I finally get 2 move 2 England. I would go nuts! I only usually stole from big bookstores & stores, but have quit recently as I reeeeealy want this 1 guy & have promised God I'd stop stealing if it would mean I got him in the end (silly I know, but whatever helps right?). I need 2 break the habit anyway.

 

Atleast you're not a homosexual.