If you have a webcam/digicam

You've never given me a reason not to so i dont have a choice, sometimes i jump on the smallest opportunities not to like people, i cant help it but i do, you've never given me that option Mark.

 

I'll try harder.

 

bitch you don't know me!

i really don't.



my face is like... half as wide as hers.

and my brain is like... twice as functional.

 

Look Zilla im not saying your mind is like hers, just if you had the appropriate hair cut... you'd be a total Sarah Palin look a like... thats cool though

 

I'm thinking at least 4 times as functional.

 

i know, i threw that in fr teh lulz..

but really... i don't look like her.... i can look a bit like tina fey sometimes, but sarah palin is pushin' it.

i don't look much like anybody famous.

 

Ok if you say so, just remember its not up to me who you look like, even if that person may be Sarah Palin...

 

deal..

 

so that's your problem...drunk (internet) muscles.

 

Um. Not really...

 

that or you are a closest gay.

 

I fall madly in love when I meet the right girl, there just don't seem to be any at this part of the world. To be honest though, I've never really been that attracted to American girls... most of them just lack the culture and personality.

 

but... you live in arkansas

 

ain't nothing wrong with not drooling over every girl you cross paths with

... ps, why is everyone always accusing eachother of being gay

 

Piaf, you are absolutely stunning. I especially notice your hands in this photo. You won the gene pool lottery!

 

Yeah, that's truly a part of it.

There are a few pretty cool girls here, but they all come with some sort of baggage: Long-term relationships which I wouldn't want to break up because that's just mean, cocaine addictions, depression and stuff, and so on and so forth. I guess that everyone comes with baggage, but the baggage that I've seen here is pretty heavy.

 

Because they're gay.

 

It's an easy insult?

 

it's not even an insult it's satirical.

 

yeah, i had a depressed arkansas boy try to mess up my relationship. go figure.

i think you and jess should have a love child... if you can take her 12 inch dong, that is.