If you had three wishes

I was just going to offer you the following solution... Raise a pet with your neighbors.

 

We kinda do really.
I have looked after their dog since she was a pup. X

 

You need to wear a flat cap to walk a whippet, Eee bar gum, duck

 

Ha I thought it was ee by gum.lol

 

Ability to fly
Invisibility cloak!
World's strongest man strength!

 

Take the neighbors to court and demand more custody.

 

You can fly in a plane
Invisibility is tricky
more important to have a strong will. xxx

 

ha ha ha I see her everyday. xxx

 

1. I'd wish I fucked my ex missus best friend downstairs after missus had gone to bed . It was on the plate many times but didnt.

2. I wish I was an F1 driver.

3. I wish to be happy.

 

1. Know before other's say paper.
2. Know before other's say scissor.
   
3. Know before other's say stone.

 

wait, is the game called "stone paper scissors" in europe?

it's "rock paper scissors" here in the states.

 

oh no

 

Why have the Americans got rocks and we just have stones?

 

That's one of life's great mystery's, Candy

 

I wish I knew why

I wish I had a wine cellar

I wish I had a goat

 

I get the first two, but why do you wish you had a goat

 

Because my new friend has one, I want it. Lol

 

As good a reason as any I suppose

 

Unless you have a hidden goat? Lol

 

No hidden goat's in my closet I'm afraid