If You had a Time Machine....

thats exactly what i was talking about....

 

Its a time machine for going back in time. So you could go back in time and invest in some small stocks that you know are huge in the future then come back and be rich.

 

or you could take the winning lotto numbers for today, go back to yesterday, and win.

 

yea id wana redo school with the way i think now, id get the best grades and hahaha instead of making all the girls hate me acted the opposite of the way i did :/


also id like to go back to the time and place when the roswell insident happened, i wana know the truth !

 

As for punching jesus in the face, i kindda agree. I mean look at the millions of people who have died because of him. I mean, id want to kill him painlessly, he didnt do anything wrong. But it would solve a lot of world problems.

For me? Well, I would like to go back 100,000 years to the fetal creasent in africa and whipe out the first humans. God, what a great world it would be without us.

 

hahaha, people on these forums rarely make me laugh as hard as i did when i saw this

 

1960s. i couldn't choose a specific event cause i'd want to experience it all from the times LSD was legal all the way to woodstock.

 

millions have died because of Jesus? call me a skeptic, but I dont know about that one...

 

think crusades, and the inquisition, or the IRA and the rest of ireland, or any other war fought over jesus.

 

Oh man, I'd have a great time.
First of all, I'd rewrite the bible and the koran. I'd plant all the seeds I could to make today a utopia, influencing culture towards pacifism as much as I could.
Then I'd go experience all the different time periods that interest me.
Finally, I'd probably also set myself up with a couple of islands and maybe a gold claim or two.

Realistically though, even if it were possible to go back in time (It's not. Going to the future is, though.) by even changing the slightest of detail, the butterfly effect would make sure you'd cease to exist in your own time thus creating a paradox in the space-time continuum (If you never existed, how did you change the course of history? Aaaahhh!), and the universe would probably implode.

 

It wasn't just Jesus, it was religious beliefs in general that started those wars. Some Muslims are willing to kill Jews for believing in Moses instead of Allah, so Jesus doesn't even factor in that equation. I would like to say that I wish I could kill all those religious fanatics, but that would make me just as guilty as them.

 

Ummm, I beg to differ. While there always would have been religous fanatics, I would be willing to bet that other religons would not kill nearly as much. There is somthing about christanity that sparks it. Yes muslims kill jews. But not even remotly to the same extent that christains have killed them in the past. I mean look at the holocaust, the KKK, and countless others. No other religon has killed to that extent except for christanity.

 

I'm not arguing that Christianity hasn't killed more than any other group, I was just saying that they weren't the first nor only group to kill based on their beliefs so they shouldn't be singled out.

 

I wasent singling them out. All i was saying was that the first guys idea wasent horrible. I would probually do the same to any person how had a religous following. And just to let you know moses has absolutly nothing to do with judism.

 

Call me crazy but I'd go back and be on the Titanic, talk about an epic night to witness

 

would you really want to watch a bunch of people die?

 

They're going to die anyways, they've already died, 96 years ago, might as well see what really happened, besides you have the chance to save more people.

 

and fuck kate

 

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