If you could...

If you find another guy you can juggle me and him.

 

actually... that could have been a hint that you want guys to juggle, and you don't want to go to bed...

I don't believe you! Retract my earlier statement of night nights!

 

Which girl wants to go to sleep when she can juggle guys?
I think juggling guys is what every girl lives for.

 

Unless she's really going to sleep, but with a guy.

 

I don't

Too many guys are after me lately, and I don't know why! I want them all to be friends! Well... except one, but it would be easier if we didn't like each other.

Boys just complicate things

 

Yeah, girls will always be sluts. Every single one of them.

 

That is where your juggling skills comes in handy.

 

Guys will always be easy. Every single one of them.

 

I can't juggle though!

I tried learning when I was younger, but the beanbags went everywhere.

 

True. We are all such stereotypical idiots.
Now it is time you go to bed with me.

 

I can teach you. Juggling balls is the same as juggling guys really.
Essentially.

 

I was talking both hypothetically and realistically, though.

i can do neither!

*is useless*

 

No worries. I am sure Piaf will teach you. Or else you will learn it yourself when you grow older. It comes naturally to most women.

 

I've always been an oddball though

Piaf has much more important things to teach me

 

I am sure she has. Like how to fuck up your online love.

(sorry Pi, that was perhaps a bit too low, even for me)

 

ohhh lawwwd

i forgot my main girl

piaf my love, our kids are already getting married, of course i'm meeting you too

 

only by going low can you rise above. So into the chasm you have ventured bird, but it will lead you to the stars or perhaps into bed with Piaf when she thinks your playing hard to get.

 

in bed with piaf is the best place to be!

 

Should I be thinking about that? Afterall, I am under aged.

 

No you're not! You're 16!