If you could...

my life is complete. i don't have to fall back on mcdonalds. i can't quite express my relief.

 

Aw, I didn't make your lists.Proof I need to post more and up my game.

 

if you took your lazy ass on a train, youd be in li with me

ill meet you in the summer though. Hook you up with some hotties.Totally legal hotties though.

 

HOLY SHIT!!!

Actually, you're right up there with the others I wanna fuck the living shit out of. Just a moment, I'll edit...

P.S. I could have babies with babyhellfire and possibly Molly, too actually. Another oversight.

 

Done! Babyhellfire is THE SEXIEST. Look at those eyes and you will see.

 

i wanna meet everyone like a big dusfunctional party...........JESUS the booze alone would be off the CHAIN...........OH YES THERE WILL BE BLOOD. Sadly noone weants to meet me HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GO ME.

 

I make no promises other than conversation and clowing around. Easy on me, huh?

 

i get to keep house and cook praxis dinner.

 

Aw. You also get my most intimate companionship, my greatest admiration, my deepest love, my greatest sacrifice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1fXpn-eaKc :love:

 

Dont worry. Remember, ill just say nutsack every so often when you start feeling awkward.

I think though the nicer its gonna get outside, the more i'ma be at the beach and the less i'ma go to the city. Sooo,either end of the summer, you come here, or i go there

 

LOL.. I figured you'd list me as the new chick you'd like to bang ,but are terrified of.

even better.I'll take your sympathy compliments...only if you tell me how you got KC to cook your dinner.

 

will you let me fuck the shit out of you on occaision?

 

it's pretty easy. be nice to me. i'll be your loyal slave for life.

 

You'd prolly be pretty interesting to meet.Can never have enough people for pointing and laughing at.
I do wonder if you'd disappoint and not be as entertaining, in real life though.

 

oh, holy shit. i keep thinking of that movie where they're skating around to that song and the janitor guy is singing along with it, teary eyed.

 

Yes. You're the ONLY one that gets BOTH the hard fucking and the tender lovin'.

P.S. See my edited post.

 

..I am totally writing that down.I hate cooking,
how nice do I have to be for you to cook naked?

 

YES! i win the hf again!!!

 

I'm actually not terrified of you babe.

Women of slower metabolisms don't terrify me. They make me comfortable, and bring the best out of me.

 

that would be to the tune of a six pack of beer and a smile.