If you could have any profession in the world?

Humans and cakes are very different canvases! Don't get the two professions mixed up!

 

um..sure...

 

BSR is our resident Muslim Jew.

 

oh i know, i mean seperate careers i just want to do both lol

weird combination but if you knew me you'd understand lol

 

Good.

Now read this:

http://etext.virginia.edu/toc/modeng/public/HolKora.html

Please do not post on this forum again until you do.

Us hippies take religion extremely seriously and you will surely be banished from this social club if you do not take your conversion to heart.

 

ah well doesnt that explain alot...

haha i like this place..

 

I'd be a psychedelic test-subject. Either that, or a professional marijuana smoker, if that's possible. lol

 

ohh god, professional weed smoker...that was clearly the obvious choice here!!

 

okay well i never said yes, and you cant force religion on me, i dont care who you worship as long as you let me worship in my own way and tell me i have to worship Allah

 

You tacitly consented

 

Please refrain from posting until you finish reading the Holy Quaran.

I will report your next post if you do not do this.

You have been warned by me, a simple messenger of the great God Allah.

Allah Akhbar.
Yusuf Islam!

 

I'm particularly fond of the chapter "The Cow".

 

As my fellow Viking Muslim Arlandis said, you consented to accepting Allah.

There is no way out now, until you finish reading the Blessed Koran.

Allah Wakhburgh,
Yusuf Islam Bitterblue!

 

The Prophet Muhammed came upon the earth as a cow, and his face was that of a cow.

More specifically:



A black angus cow.

The GREAT PROPHET walked among the Jah-people, and he told da Jah people: "Jah people, let us jam, for Allah be kind and I and I is feeling irie tonight".

...and so they jammed and declared Jihad upon the Jews.

 

angry pus-filled koala.

 

An army of potatoes chanting about lonely they are.

 

Everyone knows the flying spaghetti monster is the true god of the universe.

 

Now wonder it tastes so Godly

 

i said "um..sure.."
not "yes"

i dont like too talk about any sort of god or opinions because i do not like arguments like this, for all you know, i could already worship Allah

but i dont worship him or any other god for that matter

im sorry