If you could erase one movie from history...

Discussion in 'Movies' started by Spaceduck, May 31, 2005.

  1. flowersinmyhair

    flowersinmyhair Member

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    I agree...Passion of the Christ.
     
  2. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    I agree too, Passion of the Christ

    Divisive, inflammatory, and thank satan I never saw it.
     
  3. underground04

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    *note that in the following post i use ... instead of quote tags cause im a lazy ass

    ...id erase all the porn
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! what about people like me whom no one will have sex with?

    ...star wars
    i love star wars, dont make me use the force to choke your ass

    ...the matrix series
    the matrix is the shit (ive never seen the third move tho)

    ...all three lord of the rings
    did you expect everyone to just read the books?

    i agree that passion of the christ should be erased, it was insane to have everyone in america crying and shit over jim uhh ca cavizel? is that it? the guy from the movie getting tortured for 3 and a half hours.
     
  4. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    The Wild One. After that film, which characterized bikers as evil sociopaths (as well as bongo drumming beatniks) some evil sociopaths gravitated to bikes.
     
  5. Kris

    Kris Visitor

    I'll say..

    Tammy and the T-Rex
    An evil scientist implants the brain of Michael, a murdered high school student, in an animatronic Tyrannosaurus. He escapes, wreaks vengeance on his high school tormentors and is reunited with his sweetheart Tammy. Together, the couple try to elude the mad scientist and the police and find a more appropriate vessel for Michael's brain.

    Guinea Pig This is a so called shock film (or series) out of Japan, which tries to shock the viewer. It's so dumb and fake, it should be banned. It's not shocking at all. Example of some of the plots:

    Devils Experiment: A group of guys capture a young girl with the intent of hurting her. They torture her in many ways, from beating her to putting a sharp piece of needle-like metal through her eye which pierces across her retina.

    Mermaid in the Manhole: An artist finds and rescues a mermaid in a sewer. He takes her home with him and she develops sores all over her body that begin to pustulate and bleed. He uses what oozes from her sores to paint her portrait. When he can no longer handle it anymore he breaks down and dismembers her body.

    You can see how dumb these movies are, and I'm not saying that because of the subject matter.

    But, if I had to choose, I'd pick Passion of the Christ, and I havent even seen it.
     
  6. AlbanyGoth

    AlbanyGoth Visitor

    Mr. Wrong. Definitely Mr. Wrong. Or any other Bill Pullman movie, except "Spaceballs".
     
  7. beatlerific

    beatlerific not like other girls

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    fantasy movies.. like lord of the rings or harry potter.
    gag me with a grapefruit spoon.
     
  8. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    :confused:
     
  9. mart_182

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    passion of the christ - because it annoys me that snuff movies get called blockbusters when you bring guilt into it


    donnie darko - because if i hear another person say that it is the deepest and most philosophical film they have ever seen i will be forced to pull out my own eyes and stuff them up my arse just to distract myself from the mind boggling shallowness of these people

    texas chainsaw massacre - because like all the other films that got banned in the 60s, 70s and 80s, IT'S FUCKING AWFUL! people assume that because it was banned then it must be amazing, and still maintain this view even after watching it! astounding!

    there are so many more, but these are my top three cinematic abominations that taint and actually lower the standard of humanity.

    ARE YOU HAPPY MEL GIBSON?! YOU ARE SLOWING THE VERY ADVANCEMENT OF THE HUMAN RACE!!!
     
  10. hailtothekingbaby

    hailtothekingbaby Yowzers!

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    I don't understand that everybody was concerned with Passion of the Christraping Black Metal that it would revive christian hatred against jews because the jews killed Jesus. Now excuse me, but everyone who has read the bible and possesses a tiny bit of intelligence will find that Jesus' whole purpose was to be killed, and that god had forged that plan aeons before it actually 'happened'... if the jews hadn't killed jesus, someone else had, because it was god's own will. If that makes christians angry at the jews they are fucking idiots who have absolutely no idea what it is they believe in.

    I've had the urgency to post this somewhere since a few months... am I the only one who's noticed this?
     
  11. Biida

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    Napoleon Dynamite is my least favourite movie of all time. I've been forced to sit down and watch it three times already, after turning it off halfway through the first time. I had just finished watching Up In Smoke. And after watching a great movie like that, I couldn't bring myself to finish. It was just that boring. I can understand that there's some great craze about it, but it's just not something for me.

    I enjoy movies that make me laugh, not sleep.
     
  12. beatlerific

    beatlerific not like other girls

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    i loooove napoleon dynamite.. it's a weird humor though.
     
  13. BraveSirRubin

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    The problem is that 99% of the people who went to see that movie and actually enjoyed it do not have even a tiny bit of intelligence because they are religious fanatics.

    They screens that movie here in huge football stadiums for free. Hidious.
     
  14. namastegoddess

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    ummmmm the grudge
     
  15. Unbreakable_T

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    Dark Water!
     
  16. Laura-the-flowergirl

    Laura-the-flowergirl Long haired child

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