if this forum were a party...

thought what was?

im confused

 

doubt it. There'd be a clash of ego's

 

eh, it doesn't matter now anyway =]


You are so funny.

 

ill accept that as a compliment

hey when you have your choice of weapons in a fight. id rather use humor thena fist or a gun anyday..
bruised prides heal faster

 

I can just picture you in a fight. Some guy is swinging at you, and your invisible force field of humor knocks 'em back, and your hair comes alive and reaches him from a mile away and tickles him to death. Well, not death, but you get the drift.

 

hahaha thats funny,
years ago was at a punk show at a house nerby, my sis's ex was livingthere at the type and this really lame band was playing i forget what they were called... 2 fat rednecks drinkin whisky screamming stupid shit withy a confederate flag in the floor and a 1/2 naked ditsy chick prancing around playing a plastic flute badly anyways..they started a riot almost and my sis's ex ewas trripping and when thaty made racial rematrks at him he exploded (hes like 80 pounds tiny they were 300 pounds each..he chased them both out the door they were running for theyre lives) then he was calming down i was talkinmg to him and he saw another dude withy a beard and in his mind he was with the band so he attacked..the guy was a black belt juiluio flew 18 feet and bounced off the wall from just a quick lightneing fast palm to the chest.. he went back at him and the guy took him down with a wrist lock just as i caught up to him and held him in an armlock talking him down usu=ing humor alot but also trying to bring him back to his sences.. took 20 minutes but he cleared out the house...

that was the seconfd time 1st time was at a frat party he climbed into through the window over the serving table and a guy picked a fight with him on the roof
again tripping..he had the entire frat house trying to push h8im down the stairs while 8 cops were tryinmg to push him up the stairs..i had to poke my fingfers into the point on the shoulder right between clavicle and whatever tyhe muscle is (its why i say muscles only make it easier to find, they channel yoiur fingers right into the sweet spot) ..he went limp imediatekly and i wqas able to guide him outside with 3 fingers then talk him down (took 2 hours that time)

mostly we laughed about just how much bulk of weight they werre putting into moving this skinny 80 pound dude out the door.. 8 big cops from below and at least 30 frat buys from above..
..he was pushing the frat boys bvack too..lol it was funny
well not funny at the time..but after it was

(this was loong long ago, stupieder days)

 

if this forum were a party, it would suck



except for me doing vig on the pool table

that would be rad

 

amazing stories, man! I can just imagine a tiny guy running at the others....


You must have insane super powers. I would never mess with you

 

ya can mess with me i despise hurting people so much im very very hesitant to do anything to anyone merssing with me..but...mess with anyone else around me and i'll deffend them wether its a homeless bum or ..well anyone..but i always use very minimul force, in facty id rather step in get the agressor to throw a few punches at me to swllow the victim to get out then anything, but if theyre truly out of control i just take them down and keep them down till theyre under control

and thwa6 tiny guy was an animal when he went crazy like that..


but tiny can be powerful..i had a fox awhile ..when you walk a fox there is no way to walk her she walks you even if its in a figure 8 for an hour
and if she didnt want to come out from under the car seat the only way to get her out was remove the seat..
she was the size of a cat, but i had 1 of those things u screww into the ground that are suposed to hold a pony, shed yank it out of the ground like it was nothing...size does not equal power..neither does weight..low centers of gravity are harder to move then higher ones...a tall man rushing at you you only neded to tap on the back of the head hard enough to tip his head lower then his shoulders and nothing will prevent his face from impacting ground.. but a shorter man is harcewr to topple because the cg is lower
..spped gives u more power then strength does and a bulky arm moves much slower then a toned but thin arm

also. most typical fighters punch wildly without focus they loose so much power in pulling back after contact and in wild inacurate blows
they also punch repeattedly the same areas..dumb,. kempo teaches you to use the bodies reactions to blows to increase power or expose weaknesses andyou never use the same weapon on the same target twice (also u use soft weapons on hard targets and hard weapons on soft targets)
so a typical patern might be something like a shot to the gut to bring the head forward driving straight up the solar plexus with an eagle beak rake shot impacting under the chin throwing the head back then swiveling down for a nother shot to the gut finnishing with a crashintg elbow to the back of the head dropping them to the floor (only explaining concepts woulds only use this type force in lkife and death situations)
this uses the force of blow one to cause the boidy to reacte in a predictible way, blow 2 increases force by counterafting the force generated by the body mass being thrust forwards into the blow

additionaly street fighters just poujnd on eachother, barly andy deffence4, with a simple star block pattetrn you can block virtualy any blows add in a double edhge block and you block any weapon attacks...and disarming knhives is as simple as a slap....or a twist..slao version it goes flying then noone has contro,l..twist version you simply redirect it into the attacker (you never even toych the knofe only his hands so pretty much looks like the fool stabbed himself) ..i should sleep im rambiling

wait want i talking bouyt my fox for some reason?

 

I want SE to fight Mike Tyson


note: I only said this because the amazing SE probly thinks he could take Tyson down aswell

 

So funny. I get rambly when I'm lacking sleep too =]
Yes, you used your foxy as a metaphor for how size doesn't always equal strength, which makes sense. I agree that is is how the force is used, which is what I think you were getting at


There seems to be a lot of talk about fighting today!
And man, SE, you sure love typing.

Anyway, I was reading through a thread about peoples pets...you posted a picture of your fox and a story about what happened to it, I'm very sorry about that. I still can't believe you found 'em without it's tail...
(If I'm remembering correctly)

 

yea yoyur correct..it was heartbrweaking
she was such a sweet creature

but how did this stupidity start? i never want to fight anyone..perriod..i want to stop fights..i wouldnt want to beat pat in a fight only end his fighting with whoever he was fighting with (was it kanabis or enjoy or were thety fighting and thge fight king pat had to jump in and escalate?)

ahh but ya see...now i got the punches flying at me and theyre not fighting eachother any more...see how effectiuve that is?


thats actualy my favoritre way to end a fight..step in take a feww punches ..typivccaly they throw 2 or 3 and when i dont react except to take a step back they hesitate.. i thenjh usualyt say there are u happy now? fee3l better? ..if not, just a warning thenext one will be blocked and the fight ended...
alnmost always ends there but ..if not very quickly after..it takes a crazy guy to come back for more after they hit the ground 1st swing and i just walk away..at most they might yell down the street a few tiomes ..

only time it went past that much ewwas crazy skinhead assholes..u know mob menbtality somewhere between 18 and 30 of em...let ksrma take care of that 1..anbd believe me karma is a meanb assed bitch when she wants to be..lol..a month later 1 out of the 30 were still around and he was realllly laying low and keepin a low profle...come to think of it..its been hmmm 23 years and still never sawe any of em again..thats just ofdd i know a few died and several were in jail awhile 2 were run outta town. but youd trhink in all that timnjes id see at least 1 again..i mean i see alnmost everyone i knew back then at least every few years...i know bikers got 1 of em (he stabbed a biker in the back while giving him a hug to make up afyterr a fight...they fucked his world up bad)

i dunno karmas always taken good care of me...always been able to trust in that..

 

LOL.

wouldnt and couldnt

 

I have no idea how it started....But I have been following along =]

I've always wanted to do something like that...It is admirable.

Haa, so true

That is just nasty...

 

pat why dont ya just drop your pants and we can compasre dick sizxes thats thye wequivgfelant of what your trying to prove? nobodyt fucking cares whoi can beat who..i would never beat anyobne therefore i win the goal is pewace not stupoid i can beat you up highschool idiotic crap..
.
by trying to prove your power you only prove your weakness
think about it why do wifebeaters beat wives? or kids? why do rapists rape? to prove theyre strengtyh? hell no..to for a mommenht feel less weak
same thing with those who go out of theyre way6 to bodyt build and flaunt muscles , its only to feel leess weak and pathetic.. truye strrength comes from conviction and charahter..being unwilling to fight even total assholes
it doesnt matter whos dick is biggest the 1 who doesnt feel the need to wave it in everyones face odviosly has the confidence to feel secure within himself

i never set out to prove i could beat anytone cause i would never harm a bug if i could help it.. but..i am completely capable and confident in my abilitry to prevent you or others from harming anyone in my pressence


now grow the fuck up anbd stop waving your dick in everyones face noone wants to see it or put up with youyr agfressive bullshit

 

itr was nasty.. afer that crap i went to go play in the woods a month when iu came back withion an hour of hitting town i start hearring storiues. 2 of em raped a girl and were in jasil the 1 the bikers got 1 was found hung in his underwear in an asbandoned building (suicide aparently) some were chaesed out of townm..it was crazy i think 6 or so were in jail 4 dead acpouple just vannished (these guys had it comming the same skinheads had torched the house all my housemasates werre livuing in weeks b4 i moved in with em..withj evceryone inside the house..noone was hurtr but they barely made it out alive) if i remembver right 2 of the ones that died actualy killed eachother...god was so long ago i havent thought bout this in years..ya know whats funny? 30 skinheads with steeo\l toe boots stomping on your head doesnt do a whole lotta dammage..and i guess it hurt a bit at the time but i dont remember the pain being all that bad
i had worse pain fromj catching an illegal blow in a sparring competition (kinda sucked winning by disqualification when i was ahead in pionts..lol) (im not competative atr all, i participated with my club more for an exposition then to win anything)

god im rambling too much more coooffeeee

 

Man. That is absolutely crazy.

wait, went to go play in the woods for a month?

 

I just do it to piss you off and succeed

it's quite humouress

and noone wants to see you pull down your pants

 

yea basicly...assholes act like assholes to get a reaction to prove they can be the biggest assholes around


why dont ya try talking to people like a mature adult and people will be nice to ytou?


hell when the supermods wanted to ban you..i deffended u..i tried telling them it wasnt you causing the fights but the screammingjackass (back then) but now brayiong donkeyt is being relatively mature and youve taken over as top asshole
now i regret keeping you ferom being banned back thern..


why is it so important for ya to be recognized as alpha asdhole? seroiusly.. its like the oposite oif a popularity copntexst.. see who can piss off the most people and inspire the most hatred?

well guess what....im now going to win this fight by walkijg away...hahaha *(and punches to the back of the head as i leave sure dont make ya look tough...lol)

 

LOL.

you cant reach my head manlet