If Stoners had their own country.

what? no they didnt

 

Whatever dude. There are lots of things you can call Americans, but I wouldnt say freeloaders is one of them. Half the fucking world freeloads off of us.

 

If stoners had there own country then christmas trees would be ten foot pot plants decorated in trippy black lights and have a strobe light at the top instead of an angel or star.....
......... And for the New Year everyone would pile there ten-foot-christmas-pot-plants into a massive pile on a hill or on a mountain or something and burn them... this would take place in a fuckin circus tent...and every person in every town and city in the country of Stonertopia would do this to welcome the New Year....

 

the national flower would be the daisy, to prevent redundency
the national anthem would be, whatever you feel like playing man
the national bird would be considered an insulting gesture to most countries
the nations capitel would be,, uh, i think there at daves man
the president would be,, dude, it your turn
the national holidays would be the days when its sunny out
foreign affairs would be, one bad ass party

 

YEAHHH!

 

all these ideas are great, but im thinkin some other country would get jealous and try to attack us....thats why we should all live in giant tree houses, so when they come they wont be able to find us

 

Right, or live in giant bubbles on the moon.........

 

a few more
taxation policy would be, "can ya help a brotha out"
department of defence would be part of the department of agriculture, with the mandate to eradicate the evil communist spider mite out to desroy our way of life
the deady bear would be # 1 on the protected speices list
everyday would be casual fridays, except friday which would be clothes optional
twinkies and slushies would be a food group
after initiating a planet wide sit in 2006 the world goverments are forced to capitulate, ending war once and for all
no longer conserned about causing panic the alien land at 4;20 in the afternoon 2007, they are soon ask to leave after numerous complaints of reckless probing
2008 more aliens land and after a world conferance the earth is declaired a protected wild land and center for religous studies for the solar system
2010, the concept of love and peace spread thoughout the universe, and the gods take a much needed rest

 

hahahahahA

 

If stoners has their own country, it would be the 60's ALL THE TIME!:H

 

You people are rather pathetic.

Such a country could never, ever work on a large scale. There would be crime, exploitation, drug trafficing, corruption, problems with foreign nations who do not like you being a ganja exporter, and so on.

It works beautifully on a small scale though. While backpacking I've been to places around the world in which just everyone smoked. They are lovely relaxing environments... true heavens.

and...

CreamPuffWar... the 60s all the time? What the hell is wrong with your mind?

 

They do, and its called Jamaica

 

if we had our own country.......wed be dancing with high ass lions n shit 24/7.....and if someone tries to attack us because of jealosy or w/e.....we get them high.....affectivley easing their mind.....and adding additional citizens to our paridise.....until of coarse the hole world is a giant hot box.....then we will all dance in eternal bliss for eternity......ah......so poetic, if it could only happen = \

+munchies.....

heeh

 

this ridiculous forum won't let me delete my account, so now i have to go through and delete all my posts. fuck you, hipforums.

 

Jamaica is extremely Capitalistic and no one who has any possible power is a "stoner".

 

I mean the Jamaica that exists in our pretty little heads

 

Must you have such a connection with the real world??

 

hehehehe you should put me as the head of defence, ill develop like weed gas bombs to throw at enemy troops and then like bring em over to our side hehehehe wed be invincible.... oh and if there wearing gas masks we could like all come out to the front lines and start playing our own thing, and if you cant play then just do what you do!

 

ok #1 to everyone who said'oh it wont work yall are dumb' ...you need to smoke some stronger shit! who doesnt love getting stoned then just daydreaming about how great larger than life things would be....that being said

steffan:that was like...beautiful at the end...

creampuff:i get what your saying..I mean i hear stories all the time about my parents being at concerts or festivals 'back in the day' and rolling a joint right beside a cop without thinking twice about it...

I think in a perfect world it would be a beautiful place with lots of vegetation, fields of daisys (i know id have one) and a very well worked out trading system...people would try to make it where weed was like money but the smart ppl would convince them otherwise...ummm...people would be alot happier...and at first I was thinking..well what about people with mental disorders that have bad effects from weed...or anyone else hwo doesnt like it..but they wouldnt have to live there...so we really could have a peaceful place becuase the people who werent cool about it wouldnt have to be there....

Thats what I hope for for my future kids...I hope they can live in a world like that

 

While all these plans sound wonderful in a dream, in reality, it would never work. While this country would be more peaceful no country can function if everyone were stoned all the time. Since everyone would not be able to grow their own food, people would still have to work. I don’t know about you, but I would not want to ever do certain jobs stoned, because in some cases, even a two second delay makes a big difference. Remember, someone has to produce those video games, munchies, and other forms of entertainment we stoners enjoy.

I can imagine cities developing into something like Amsterdam. There would be coffee shops and other nice environments. Hemp would be industrialized. To get away from the harshness of daily life, more people would probably go camping. Less people would abuse harder drugs. The police would actually focus on fighting real crime. Marijuana would be researched so those who really need it for medicinal purposes would be able to use it to live just a little bit longer.

Most people would probably choose to not be stoned 24/7 since then being sober would become a novelty.