If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

Given aids by Michael Dorn the actor who portrayed Lt. Commander Worf on Star Trek the next generation, lived with the virus for 10 years and one day was mauled to death by a brown bear.

Life is ironic sometimes...

 

choked on a mess of noodles....

 

fell on the vomit of noodles and impaling himself on his pipe

 

Pac-Man ate you

 

You became a cartoon character and got erased by the artist.

 

changed your name to "ok..Im dead now" and died for no apparent reason

 

you on left, front car.

 

you were in the woods and somebody shoots a branch down which happens to be directly over you. it squishes u so that u cant escape but doesnt kill you. you are left to die.

 

you met a giant snapping turtle....when you jumped off a bridge and dove right into his mouth

 

you discovered that you were really superman just as you were swallowing food poisoned with kryptonite.

 

lol. nice.

you were in a field watching shooting stars when a ufo came a crop circled you.

 

egregious rectal trauma

 

you suddenly developed a severe allergy to your skin

 

Died painfully in a horrific, freak post-it note accident.

 

A lion had a freak radiation accident and developed a thirst for intelligence and cleverness. Naturally, he went for you, broke your head open, and ate your brain.

 

you were walking along and i snuck up behind you and said BOO. you were scared out of ur skin. this naturally would pose some problems

 

you shot your eye out...



and then died

 

you ran into a tree at 120 miles per hour

 

an airplane dropped a load of frozen shit on you